Chapstick

Chapstick is a slimy, disgusting thing that you put on your lips. It does absolutely nothing for your chapped-ness.

"God darn it, this Chapstick is awful. What a rip-off and a waste of money."

by Conservation-Nerd May 18, 2020

Chapsticking

To chapstick someone is to rub your pre-nut covered tip on your friend’s lip while they’re asleep.

This is usually done at a sleepover and everyone will take turns chapsticking the person who has fallen asleep first.

The goal is to not wake them up so that they wake up with crusty lips, which will them lip their lips.

“Hey Chris M. let’s chapstick Nate”
Or
“Yo Jacob S. you should’ve been there when we chapsticked Joseph”
Or
“I loved chapsticking Bella”
Or

“I can’t believe Chris M. Chapsticked Tonya Gogus”

by Caroline Schmidt January 7, 2025

chapstick wood sandwich

After freshly applying chapstick the face is sandwiched between two erect penises.

After prom, Julian, Blake, and Brian will form a chapstick wood sandwich.

by DontUseMyRealName69 June 9, 2016

Chapstick

what emma chamberlain puts on 24/7.

hum watch emma’s videos. she likes chapstick. you should know that.

by emmaismylifehahaokbyenow January 27, 2019

chapstick eater

A cool person from the chezitoo's cavern server. And also likes Yakuza

Person 1: zip zip zip zip blah blah blah
Chapstick eater: real :pusi:

by Chezitoes December 12, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>I Kissed A Boy And I Liked It, However The Kiss Came With More Flashbacks Than A Chapstick<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Kissed A Boy And I Liked It, However The Kiss Came With More Flashbacks Than A Chapstick<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Kissed A Boy And I Liked It, However The Kiss Came With More Flashbacks Than A Chapstick<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 4, 2025

Melting chapstick

making out

Jeremy says he has a girlfriend, but I heard someone caught him melting chapstick with Brock in the gym last night

by bastardcryptid February 23, 2020