A week fully dedicated to playing ARK: Survival Ascended (or ARK: Survival Evolved for the OGs). During Ark Week, players drop all real-life responsibilities — sleep, hygiene, and social contact — to grind, tame, build, and survive like true dino addicts.
Some players live by the sacred motto: “Every week is Ark Week.”
Some players live by the sacred motto: “Every week is Ark Week.”
by ElkeWeekArkWeek October 19, 2025
Get the Ark Weekmug. A small town out over yonder where only rednecks, hillbillies, and white girls can all confidently say they have no life’s. Ark Shitty is the definition of a low life that cheers on their horrible football team, just to get smacked up by 40 every week. Personally if I lived in Ark Shitty, I would end it all.
by typicalgamer45 September 15, 2023
Get the ark shittymug. The most extreme form of being doomed...
You've gone through doomed to quaked to wolfenstine3ded to kens labyrinthed and all the way to Super 3d noa's arked.....
Truly the pinnacle of 3d shooter expressed screwed upedness...
You've gone through doomed to quaked to wolfenstine3ded to kens labyrinthed and all the way to Super 3d noa's arked.....
Truly the pinnacle of 3d shooter expressed screwed upedness...
OH fuck! i am soo doomed!
I have no idea what to get anyone for x-mas!
I am doomed! no wait it worse then that I'm wolfenstin 3ded! no wait worse still I'm kens labyrinthed....
Hell I 'm probably Super 3d noa's arked!
I have no idea what to get anyone for x-mas!
I am doomed! no wait it worse then that I'm wolfenstin 3ded! no wait worse still I'm kens labyrinthed....
Hell I 'm probably Super 3d noa's arked!
by Qrez December 16, 2016
Get the super 3d noa's arkedmug. by Moomootheocelot May 13, 2022
Get the Ark Barkermug. Shittest school in ends. Fuck Mr nandi the fag. Most of the mans that go there are snakes 🐍. Only loyal mans in the school are rahat ahsan yahye and hudzz. All the girls are clapped 🤮. Go sym if ur reading this
by U don't know me g October 9, 2021
Get the Ark victoriamug. by Mr Ark Week October 1, 2025
Get the Ark Weekmug. 1. A person, object, or situation of great interest and possible value that possesses too great a risk to be approached or otherwise disturbed.
2. A situation in which the answer while tantalizing is far too disturbing for the asker to truly desire to know.
2. A situation in which the answer while tantalizing is far too disturbing for the asker to truly desire to know.
1) "That girl is gorgeous."
"She's a sexual harrassment attorney. Ark of the Convenant, bro."
2) "I wonder why Jason collects doll heads and does taxidermy."
"Ark of the Covenant!"
"She's a sexual harrassment attorney. Ark of the Convenant, bro."
2) "I wonder why Jason collects doll heads and does taxidermy."
"Ark of the Covenant!"
by jmitch77 November 8, 2016
Get the ark of the covenantmug.