Paragraph texter

Someone who types long responses to a text

"Wow, Hannah just sent me a really long responce. She's a paragraph texter"

by Bookbanana February 4, 2016

tehee

a type of autistic screeching most commonly utilized in Suicide Silence's first 2017 single, Doris

-Either way this blood will rot
-*clears throat* TEHEE, TEHEE HUUUUUE

by ΞοηνΤηεΗεαωυ March 11, 2017

Texte

(Pronounced like /teste/) A persons who is texting on their phone and not paying attention to where they are going.

Did you see that? That texte just walked right into a fountain! What a gonad!

by foolm2 August 14, 2011

turtle texter

Someone who takes forever to send or type a test message.

Dude, I texted Vlad like 30 minutes ago and he hasn't responded yet, he is such a fuckin' turtle texter.

by LickNunz June 22, 2008

texcellent

Excellent in the same way Texas is not to be messed with.

That's a pretty texcellent cowboy hat you've got there, pardner.

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

Texecution

Death Penalty given by the state of Texas.

George Bush was Governor of Texas for 152 Texecutions.

by gvillezack January 2, 2009

Texter

n. One who uses, or prefers text messaging.

"Grandma is a very slow texter." or "My girlfriend never returns my texts. She is a very flaky texter." or "She prefers texting so she never calls me. She's definitely a texter."

by BlindedViews October 11, 2012