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terd pincher

The act of pincing a long terd using just your ass muscles.
Dude, I just couldn't shake that terd, it was so long I had to use my terd pincher muscles.
by metal_buds September 18, 2012
mugGet the terd pinchermug.

burrito terd

When you eat a burrito for breakfast, lunch and dinner, but you don’t shit until after you’ve ate dinner.
Carl had the biggest burrito terd after working a long shift on the construction site.
by mike charter January 6, 2022
mugGet the burrito terdmug.

TERD

Trump Emotional Response Delirium. When sufferers are confronted with Mr. Trump making one statement immediately followed by a contradictory statement, they become flushed in the face, insisting both statements are true.
He has a bad case of TERD. He believes everything Trump says, even if Trump immediately says the opposite in the same speech. .
by VERITAS HONORUS June 9, 2025
mugGet the TERDmug.

Terd

A ship name for turd and beard. This term is usually describes someone with and nasty beard
Yo man, that man over there have a large terd.”
by TheBigNugget July 17, 2019
mugGet the Terdmug.

buoyant terd

Not quite the size of a turd, similar in size to a terd.... A bouyant terd is feces that floats to the top of the water, usually because of high amounts of meat a diet.
There was a buoyant terd in the toilet at school.
by Gamefreakr October 13, 2015
mugGet the buoyant terdmug.

Triumphant terd

A crap that somone can be proud of.
That was most Defiantly a Triumphant terd.
by Will chatwin February 20, 2009
mugGet the Triumphant terdmug.

Golden terd

A terd one lays while "on-the-clock"
Hey, Bobbie watch the line while I go take a golden terd. Might be gone awhile.
by Motrey January 26, 2019
mugGet the Golden terdmug.

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