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government ski team

Someone who works all summer, and is on unemployment all winter, conveniently with a season ski pass. That is the whole idea...
guy 1 "Where does he work in the winter?"

guy 2 "He doesn't, he's on the government ski team."
by Alpino March 15, 2010
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playing for both teams

She claims she's 100% straight, but after last night with that sorority chick we all know she's really playing for both teams.
by LDizzle July 6, 2008
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Team Whale

A group of fat teenage boys residing in New Jersey who go around to restaurants (namely Fuddruckers and White Castle) eating as much as possible. Easily identifyable by ignorant screaming and the mocking of the way one of the group members laughs. They often make jokes about ShopRite and Home Depot.
Skinny Person: "Wow! All of Team Whale is going to have a heart attack before they're 20 years old!"

Team Whale Member: "OHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH!!!!!!"
by Some Dumb Skinny Kid March 7, 2011
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Cream Team Commander

The Cream Team Commander is someone who creams (ejaculates softly, as to where it doesn't shoot/squirt, but instead prompts to ooze out of the cock/vagina) uncontrollably. Cream Team Commanders often have the best orgasms with toe-curling pleasure.

CTC's (Cream Team Commanders) are often found or heard having sex frequently which often leads to an ability to attain sexual stimulation and climax more efficiently. As CTC's are having intercourse, they are also going through a recruitment process. They find out if their sexual partners are suitable to join The Cream Team. Their partner will either Cream or Squirt after sex. If they cream then they may be accepted onto the team.

The Squirt Squad are The Cream Team's mortal enemies.

CTC's are often into the kinkiest sex possible, this is due to boredom of generic sexual stimulation. Once you achieve this role you have had so much sex that you have tried most of the generic positions and techniques in most places it is deemed "acceptable" to fuck.

CTC's partake in extreme kinks. These kinks also reveal techniques that have never been to be used by the mortal man. It comes as natural knowledge to CTC's. These techniques are named "The Forbidden Jutsu". Being a CTC is not for the faint hearted or the weak. Only the top 0.001% of the human population are able to achieve this status.

Join us.
Person 1: Hey sis, I just creamed for minutes. It was so good
Person 2: Really?! That's Cream Team Commander material! You should join our Cream Team!
5 YEARS LATER
Person 1: Thanks for recruiting me sis, I'm having so much godlike sex!
Person 2: It's no problem sis, you were clearly one of the chosen ones!
by TheCreamTeamChief December 6, 2021
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Team Econ

Team Econ: the single greatest way mankind has ever organized themselves.

One faithful day, four knights of economics united to form the most formidable opponent in history. A four-headed machine, team econ can handle anything and everything. Also, Jesus Christ is their grandson.

The members of Team Econ are as follows:
Earth
Fire
Water
Heart
Team Econ ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.

Team Econ conceived God.
by SilentOne21 January 20, 2009
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Team Camouflage

When two people do the popular team camouflage technique, link together in a god like way and become completely invisible.
Mike : Camouflage!
Junior *fully alert* : TEAM CAMOUFLAGE!!
* Mike and Junior do insane kung-fu movements and morph together*

Junior is holding Mike's legs and Mike is holding Juniors ass.
by Blood-X February 21, 2009
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Team Jeff

Religion; strict way of life. Descended from Team Fisher. STRICTLY Anti-Baldwin.
1 - "I blame those greenhouse gasses for global warming!"

2 - "Nah, I reckon it's all down to Team Jeff"

1 - "Whaaa?!"
by TeamJeff November 30, 2010
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