push technology

A method, invented by Wired magazine, of removing all non-advertising content from the internet.

"We'll get more eyeballs if we synergize our core paradigms utilizing push technology."

by mal June 21, 2004

Nigga Technology

Anything that doesn't plug into a printer; technology for niggas.
Don't start trippin' calling me a racist, I don't mean nigga in a disrespectful way, I mean it as a general term for an ignorant motherfucker. Anybody of any race can be an ignorant motherfucker

All nigga technology does is let dumb niggas talk to other dumb niggas about dumb nigga shit.

by Pokedex #184 May 24, 2018

We have the technology

Stop bickering, just look it up on your damn phone.

Friend 1: I'm telling you, Joffery was in Batman.

Friend 2: No way, brah, no way Joffery was in no Batman.

Friend 1: We have the technology. (Conversation ends, they google that shit.)

Harve Bennett: Steve Austin, astronaut. A man barely alive.
Oscar Goldman: We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster.

by TeamSteve December 21, 2016

Technology

The downfall of the western civilization.

That boy watch television until his eyes protruded, when he was unable to watch any further.

by hanes June 27, 2005

Technology snob

A person who uses their knowledge of technology to make others feel dumb.

She's such a technology snob, always belittling others with her avalanche of acronyms...CPU...LAN...MSN ...like she knows frickin everything and the rest of us are incapable of learning!

by Rosemary B November 22, 2006

School of Science and Technology, Singapore

actl quite a good school, but dsa only so based on ur luck. unless u SIE in lah then psle need 240+. but SIE only open if sch still hot vacancy after dsa. school smol and no parade square tho. rly nice chers but u can get quite badly scolded if u do smth wrong

student 1: i wanna go to School of Science and Technology, Singapore!
student 2: me too!

by urbannnnnnnnnn August 15, 2021

technology of the roads

A very stupid term used to describe something someone might say who has never seen a common road before. To them, it is very new "technology" even though to most people, roads are taken for granted often, and seen as just a normal part of day-to-day existence.

Person 1: what the hell is that strange thing? And what are those things moving on top of it?
Person 2: That's a road, and those are cars.
Person 1: What is this strange technology of the roads you speak of?

by Derp'zy Entertainment Official May 9, 2016