teabag

to drop one's nutsack into the open mouth of another person for sexual pleasure

Mr. Belding suddenly dropped trow and teabagged Screech in front of Mr. Tuttle's class at Bayside.

by Bolton March 3, 2005

steeping the teabag

This occurs when a filth encrusted psuedo cop jingles his coin purse while mentally reviewing the day's spank bank deposits.

Chief: Anybody seen that fuckin donkey Robertson?
Officer: Yeah chief, he's in his patrol car steeping the teabag.

by DonkeyNole June 1, 2007

teabag

2. The act squatting over an suspecting victim and placing one's scrotum in their oral orifice. The teabagged victim then awakens with a mouth full of pubic hair, not to mention two fatty nuts!

"HAHAHAHA Andy just got teabagged hardcore!"
"No way man!"
"Look, you can still see the pubes in his mouth!!"

by TimilDeeps November 2, 2003

Chocolate Teabag

The act of dipping one's testicles into a bowl of fresh diarrhea, then performing the usual act of teabagging.

Variations include:

The Fruit and Nut: Add Raisins.

The Fererro Rocher: Allow ten minutes for a thin crust to form. Using this method, a multiple layering effect may be achieved.

The Aero Teabag: As with normal chocolate teabag, with the added pleasure of a straw being inserted into the bowl, allowing your friend(s) to blow into the diarrhea, creating a softer, lighter and more enjoyable experience. WARNING! Do not blow too hard, as this could result in spillage. Also don't run with scissors, and do not put your fingers in live plug sockets.

The Chocolate Marble Teabag Cake (The Chomtea): A Soho Special. You and your friends may enjoy ejaculating multiple times into the bowl of diarrhea then stirring, creating a marbling effect. Commence with dipping, as per usual.

Experience this Chocolate Teabag yourself.

by Chomtea February 17, 2007

tebagging

When you kill someone and start squatting on them; especially their face

Dude, stop tebagging me you fag

by GamingTryHard April 21, 2016

Teabag Express

When a group of males form a line and take turns dunking their balls on someone's face.

1. Sara loved the Teabag Express.
2. Sara "I can't get the musky smell of the Teabag Express out of my hair"

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 9, 2018

sweet teabag

The act of a gentleman dipping his sweaty balls in sugar and putting them in a ladies face.

She was a southern girl, so he decided to give her the sweet teabag.

by nsp44 October 12, 2010