teapot

I watched a video of a man making a clay teapot from scratch whilst I was high on edibles at 3am it was my moment. The mfs look so good to drink out of and they make your tea splendeculous for all those proper british chaps out there XXX

"Do you like teapots?"
"Yeah my Grandma tripped over one and broke her neck last week"
"Oh"
"Yeah"

by humanartar January 24, 2022

Teapot

A short man with a big penis.

Short but stout.

Our guide is hot. He might be short but I bet he’s a teapot and can use that schlong well.

by Pakistanigirlie February 01, 2025

Teapot

Guy who pisses himself when he gets too angry.

“Hey, did you hear that Mike’s a teapot?”
“Yeah, he pissed himself during an argument last week.”

by Eidolaaa January 12, 2023

Teapot

Something to domestically abuse your child when they look to much like their father.

"I used the water from the teapot to burn my sons face"

by Door knob dudes... February 22, 2021

Dirty Teapot

A Dirty Teapot is when you squeeze your penis so hard it can fit into the end of a teapot and then you pour boiling tea into the teapot and pour it onto the tip of your penis while fingering your asshole thinking about ukrainian children getting fucked by a sheep

Oh yeah, last night I did a Dirty Teapot. it was soooo lit my guy!

by ChattyLibra April 16, 2022

Salado Teapot

A slang term for a sexual act in which a man ejaculates a large amount of semen into one of a woman's nostrils while she tilts her head and allows it to flow out of the other nostril. Origin implies a reference to the volcano Ojos del Salado and a traditional neti pot used for sinus irrigation.

Did you see that video of the chick getting a Salado Teapot?

He paid the escort an extra $150 to finish with a Salado Teapot.

by HandyDandyUSA July 23, 2022

Raava in a teapot

A phrase loosely used in fanfiction s for animated series Legend Of Korra

“Raava in a teapot that hurts-“

by Kiribaku is only ship June 28, 2021