The Thing

That thing everyone wants to do but most people avoid doing or hate that they want to do that thing.

Hey bro, why do we all want to do the thing?

by Atrocity420 July 9, 2021

The Thing

Another name for the Declaration of Independence, used exclusively by a senile Joe Biden

"We hold these truths to be self-evident: all men and women created by- go- you know- you know, THE THING...”

by bustapost November 1, 2020

Ain't No Dinner Thing

Refers to a member of the opposite sex who, although acceptable for a one-night stand, is not worthy of being taken out to dinner or meeting your family.

Erik: Why didn't you get that bartender's digits? Take her out some time.
B-Rad: Oh her? That Ain't No Dinner Thing.

by MellionBob January 14, 2009

bad court thingy

A mistrial.

Lionel Hutz: I move for a bad court thingy.

Judge: You mean a mistrial?

Lionel Hutz: Yeah, that's why you're the judge, and I'm the law talkin' guy...

by marsneedstowels July 8, 2011

Teching

In fighting games, teching is defined as the process of recovering from hit stun sooner than you would normally by waiting it out.

In smash bros, it can be done by pressing the guard button a few frames before hitting the ground.

It will look as though the character catches themselves before they hit the ground and get back on their feet. It is an important skill when going up against a character with great power that delivers strong hit stun.

Neo was able to use teching to get out of that hit stun before JC could throw a more serious blow.

by Huu December 26, 2013

One thing lead to another

The phrase 'one thing lead to another' is typically used as an excuse to justify the act of having a one night stand with a complete stranger(s).

Jennifer: So I met this guy at this party, and we were having such a great time getting to know each other, and before we knew it one thing lead to another and ...
Lily: Did you get his name and number?
Jennifer: ...

by neilsonz January 27, 2009

do the thing

The new proper way of saying "do it".

"Want to go to the mall?" "Yeah, let's do the thing"

"That idling car is just beggin to be stolen, I need to hurry up and do the thing before the owner comes back out"

by jeru411 March 7, 2007