The curse of Taylor Swift’s Unhinged fan base. An attempt to cause TERRIBLE things to happen to anyone who makes/does ANYTHING about Taylor Swift that they do not like. Of course, this hex doesn’t work. Uncommonly used by swifties, as they usually call the person committing the “offense” a misogynist, fat slob who will never find love (even if they already have) before attempting anything else, but if they get angry enough they will perform the “Swiftie Hex” and “curse” the receiver, attempting to hurt/kill them (somehow). They appear to believe this actually works, but it doesn’t.
Swiftie Hex: Your legs will shrivel, your eyes will bulge. All parts of your body will go numb, before your heart explodes and destroys your ribs, causing your organs to collapse and your bones to rot like the sewer rat you are.
by RandomGuy444 May 14, 2024
by Stanley urnail June 09, 2021
by Strokemyemo September 06, 2017
Hey man you want to go fishing with us tomorrow? Yeah but man it’s my wedding anniversary! Fuck that bitch just give her the old Suwannee Swifty!
by FDBCUH June 21, 2022
A swiftie is someone who loves Taylor Swift, they know more about Taylor than Taylor does, they are the first to find everything out about her, they will kill anyone who talks bad about her, they force everyone to become a Taylor Swift fan, they are people who are more than just fans. They obsess over Taylor Swift and know everything about her, her life, and her music. A Swiftie's life goal is to meet Taylor Swift and marry her and be her and tell her how much she has changed her life and how she needs to adopt them.
by taylorrr swiftttt 111333333 April 17, 2023
by Swiftie 22 November 03, 2023
Person A: What's 1+1?
Swiftie: It's 23! Buy me tickets~~~ UwU...Ara ara...Ara....😜
Person A: Man, what the fuck?!
Swiftie: It's 23! Buy me tickets~~~ UwU...Ara ara...Ara....😜
Person A: Man, what the fuck?!
by jjjjhhhhhhh111122333 September 22, 2023