Sweaty Handshake

When a girl gives you a handjob for the first time and she is nervous, so her hand is sweaty.

Becky gave me the grossest sweaty handshake last night.

by Carpanthers October 24, 2016

Sweaty Toilet

Butt sex in a sauna.

"Hey dude, I was at the aquatic center the other day and I gave this girl a sweaty toilet."

by The Sweaty Toilet King March 6, 2010

Sweaty MUN

Sweaty MUN, a mainly East Coast phenomenon, encompasses Model UN delegates that display the following habits: asking you to get breakfast at 7am to work on papers, having a 5 inch binder full of research, having a laptop with a the Model UN logo on it, getting to Committee an hour early, and in general trying too hard.

This whole conference is the pinnacle of Sweaty MUN, I saw a kid from Mira Costa crying in the back because he won Outstanding instead of Best.

by sheev_palpatine May 9, 2018

Poor and Sweaty

Refers to the condition of being down on your luck, isolated, forgotten or depressed. Usually a demeanor accompanied by a disheveled appearance. A condition which usually Illicits sympathy and or compassion. Can refer to humans or animals

The homeless man on the corner holding the sign asking for money was poor and sweaty.

by Uncle Ralph December 4, 2019

sweaty guards

Just something funny to say when your teacher ask the class to be quiet

Class:
Me: SWEATY GUARDS

by Ddubswarriors March 17, 2020

sweaty water

when a water bottle is to juicy like dat pussy so it releases its juice on the outside

person one- ew look jessie’s drinking sweaty water
person two- she’s so confusing

by oldmcgloghlin May 31, 2018

Sweaty Wiggins

An idiom for sweaty male genitals.

Dude, it's hot as balls out here. It's giving me a major sweaty Wiggins.

by blksphr August 17, 2016