swamp johnnying

Placing a condom on the penis and proceeding to urinate and swing back and forth until the condom bursts.

I can not believe Aaron was swamp johnnying last night! Some mug is going to have to mop that mess up!

by Barlow & Daz February 16, 2017

Swamp Knuckle

A hybrid of moose knuckle and swamp crotch that can only be created in the moistet of environments.

When a woman who is sporting a predominant moose knuckle, is sitting and marinating in a humid environment or pours water on herself to cool off, creates a swamp like environment in her nether regions leading to what can only be described as swamp knuckle

by Crazy_Pumpkin December 8, 2018

Swamp Snatch

When a females vagina becomes sweaty and stinky. Often smells like low tide or a swamp.

Common culprits:
-Not washing enough
-Sweating
-STDs

"This strip club smells like swamp snatch"

by karswo1090 August 17, 2011

swamp momma

A sweaty over-weight toothless woman who frequents bars late at night to prey on young unsuspecting drunk men, generally wanting to do sexual favors in return for closing time drinks. Usually behind the dumpster.

That lady is a real swamp momma, she tried to suck my dick for one last beer before closing time

by Caped hero August 17, 2017

Swamp people

A show about huntin' alligators and living on the swamp. The people are so redneck that they have to put subtitles when they speak. These people are cajun and their ancestors have been huntin gators for over 300 years. They are committed to their way of life and living off the land

Quotes from Swamp People "das a tree-shaka

Chootem Clant Chootem!!!"--Troy a character on the show
"Gators not a stupid animal. It don't take'em long to learn, they learn...quick"(snap)-- Junior

by Sex Demon April 17, 2012

Swamp Ninja

A black person, particularly one that disappears when there is cotton to be picked, like some sort of Ninja.

African American: Hey what's up?

You: I need some cotton picked, do you know anyone who could do it?

*African American throws a smokebomb and vanishes*

You: Damn you, you Swamp Ninja!

by Zombiekileer July 10, 2010

cock swamp

1. A lady who is known for being a dirty whore.

2. To be swamped by cocks

In a sentence, Nicole is such a cock swamp.

This party is a cock swamp.

by TheSpieler11 December 3, 2014