straciatelli

when a friend dissapears

Jack: omg Warden is such a straciatelli!!!!!
Ben : ong fr fr!

by lolopor69 March 17, 2022

Sweet stomach

When your stomach hurts 'cause you ate something sweet.

Sophia: You want a brownie?

Alex: Uh, sure.

15 minutes later......

Sophia: Wow, those were good, huh?

Alex: Yeah, but I have a freaking sweet stomach!!

by Heythere78 July 1, 2011

School Stomach

The type of sickness (real or fake) you get when you don't want to go to school.

Dave- Hey why weren't you at school yesterday?

Jack- I got school stomach and stayed home.

by Urban Dickshaning October 21, 2016

Chipotle Stomach Fuck

About an hour after eating chipotle, your stomach starts hurting and eventually leads to leaky shits and hours of rolling in bed wanting to die.

Friend: yo bro you feel alright?

You: I think I got the chipotle stomach fuck man

by JakeBBBBB January 28, 2017

STRAC

STRictly ACcording (to regulations) an epithet applied to officers and NCOs who 'go by the book' and seem totally unable to think for themselves. The military equivalent of a Jobsworth, frequently linked with REMF.

Frequent complaint from the Vietnam War, "That STRAC REMF insisted we polish our boots before going out into the boonies to hunt Charlie"

by croatalin August 20, 2013

Stomach Pancake

When you are fucking a girl missionary and you are about to ejaculate, you do it on her stomach. this gives the illusion of putting pancake batter on a skillet.

My baby batter got all the way to her face when I just wanted is to give her a stomach pancake

by madison_avenue March 5, 2011

stomach jihad

stomach ache, about to crap your pants

I just at some spicy chili and now I am having a stomach jihad. Where is the toilet I am about to have a stomach jihad.

by SPC Kevin A March 9, 2007