Not merely the sexual act where the index and middle fingers are thrust into the vagina while the pinky is jammed into the anus (a.k.a. "two in the bush, one in the tush," "two in the slit, one in the shit," "rockin' and rollin' with one in the colon," etc), but also the hand position used to perform said act (ring finger and thumb touching, all other fingers extended)-- especially when displayed in a context, such as a sporting event or school function, where it has absolutely nothing to do with actual digital penetration of a woman and everything to do with trying to impress one's friends with how unoriginal one is.
The pimple-faced teen, trying desperately to win the approval of his peers, flashed "the shocker" at the exact moment his yearbook photo was taken, despite the fact that he had never even seen a vagina in person, much less stuck his fingers in one, and that if he ever did, HE would be so "shocked" that he'd probably faint.
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origin: doncaster, south yorkshire, united kingdom
a sexual act performed on a female.
how to give her a 'donny shocker'
basically you use pretty much your entire hand, move it towards the vagina as if about to shake hands, then arrange your hands as follows:
"one on the clit, three in the slit and one in the shit" once you have the correct hand posture - move hand back and forth until satisfaction is achieved
a sexual act performed on a female.
how to give her a 'donny shocker'
basically you use pretty much your entire hand, move it towards the vagina as if about to shake hands, then arrange your hands as follows:
"one on the clit, three in the slit and one in the shit" once you have the correct hand posture - move hand back and forth until satisfaction is achieved
by uchiha madara May 28, 2009
Get the donny shocker mug.When two or more girls are scissoring (Rubbing their vagina's together in a manor that resembles scissors) preferable with full bush's and then touch something metal. The static electricity formed from their muffs bumping uglys, shocks the person that touches the metal object.
see also The Shocking scissors
see also The Shocking scissors
"Hey look we both have huge bushes! Lets scissor and then both grab a door knob, preforming the Franklin Shocker"!
by Thick Pants October 21, 2010
Get the the Franklin Shocker mug.Somewhat like the original wordshocker/word (two in the pink, one in the stink) except for your hand utilizes all fingers (except the thumb) in the Vulcan "Live long and Prosper" sign. Therfore changing it to "two in the pink, _two_ in the stink."
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Two for the kitty, one in the shitty
Two for the moose, one in the caboose
Two in the bank, one in the stank
Two in the beaver, one to check for fever
Two in the bush, one in the tush
Two in the cherry, one in the fairy
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Two in the crack, one in the back
Two in the cum, one in the bum
Two in the cunt, one to make her grunt
Two in the fun, one in the bun
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Two in the goo, one in the poo
Two in the gooer, one in the sewer
Two in the grass, one in the ass
Two in the gutter, one in the turdcutter
Two in the hair pie, one in the brown eye
Two in the humper, one in the dumper
Two in the junk, one in the trunk
Two in her meat, one in her seat
Two in the muff, one in the stuff
Two in the pink, one in the stink
Two in the pink slot, one in the stink pot
Two in the play, one in the gay
Two in the pocket, one in the chocolate
Two in the poon, one in the moon
Two in the punanny, one in the fanny
Two in the slit, one in the shit
Two in the sludge, one in the fudge
Two in the snapper, one in the crapper
Two in the snatch, one in the dingleberry patch
Two in the soup, one in the poop
Two in the twat, one to make her say "What?!?!"
Two twixt the flaps, one where she craps
Two where you eat, one in the seat
Two where baby's born, one to fish for corn
Two where she's pinker, one in the stinker
Two for the kitty, one in the shitty
Two for the moose, one in the caboose
Two in the bank, one in the stank
Two in the beaver, one to check for fever
Two in the bush, one in the tush
Two in the cherry, one in the fairy
Two in the coot, one in the poot
Two in the cooter, one in the pooter
Two in the cootie, one in the booty
Two in the crack, one in the back
Two in the cum, one in the bum
Two in the cunt, one to make her grunt
Two in the fun, one in the bun
Two in the giney, one in the hiney
Two in the goo, one in the poo
Two in the gooer, one in the sewer
Two in the grass, one in the ass
Two in the gutter, one in the turdcutter
Two in the hair pie, one in the brown eye
Two in the humper, one in the dumper
Two in the junk, one in the trunk
Two in her meat, one in her seat
Two in the muff, one in the stuff
Two in the pink, one in the stink
Two in the pink slot, one in the stink pot
Two in the play, one in the gay
Two in the pocket, one in the chocolate
Two in the poon, one in the moon
Two in the punanny, one in the fanny
Two in the slit, one in the shit
Two in the sludge, one in the fudge
Two in the snapper, one in the crapper
Two in the snatch, one in the dingleberry patch
Two in the soup, one in the poop
Two in the twat, one to make her say "What?!?!"
Two twixt the flaps, one where she craps
Two where you eat, one in the seat
Two where baby's born, one to fish for corn
Two where she's pinker, one in the stinker
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