Tex Sext

Tex Sext the form of texting sexual innuendos

Friend: Did he just send you a tex sext?
Her: I said "how are you?
Him: How is the dildo?
Her: Did you just tex sext me?

by texsexpert December 12, 2019

Tex Sext

tex sext the form of texting sexual innuendos

Friend: Did he just send you a tex sext
Her: I said "how are you?"
Him: How is the dildo?
Her: Did you just 'tex sext me?'

by texsexpert December 12, 2019

sextastrophy

something very undesirable that occurs during sexual intercourse. almost always shortly followed by the sudden, yet mutually agreed upon permanent separation of the copulating couple.

helen: "what happend with you and Bill? i thought you were still riding him like a wild dragon-steed..."

Betty: "what happened???!!! what HAPPENED???!! well let me tell you about Bill and the 'rusty trampoline' move he tried last night...boy was that a sextastrophy"

by jacky denver December 29, 2007

sext kitten

A person adept at arousing others through sext messages.

Bill: I sprung a woody at the office this afternoon after I got that racy sext message from Yvonne.

Sue: Meow. What a minxy little sext kitten.

by sexty little beast May 31, 2011

Sextbook

A textbook for a human sexuality course.

I can't believe I just fell asleep reading my sextbook. You'd think it'd be more interesting...

by lady_so_divine July 15, 2011

SexTime

The act of using the iPhone 4's FaceTime video phone call application to make sexual or pornographic phone calls.

Bob: Check out this naked pic Haven sent me!
John: You're still sexting? That is so 2009! Get with program and start using SexTime! Check out this video of Leila from last night!

by GregTheKeg June 8, 2010

Sextie

a sextie is your best friend, Bff, or your bestie. One of the two obviously thinks about sex too much, but despite that they are always there for each other thru the drama and the bullshit

KiKi and Amy Pie are sexties for life.

by KellyB April 21, 2008