steamboat salad

You shit on a girls stomach and upside down fuck her tits so you cum in the shit with great precision. You pick it up with your dick and put it in a blender. (Don't put your dick in the blender) blend your wonderful mixture and lather your hoe and fuck day ass with your shit filled shlong.
Once upon a time I took your mom to dinner and steamboat salad your mom
by miles davis5678485 February 15, 2014
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steamboat package

Very similar to the Steamboat, however this includes the girl sucking your package while sticking your ass in a girls breasts and fart. Related to the motorboat. Not to be confused with the hot carl or the cleveland steamer.
My girlfriend and I had Mexican food this evening, perfect opportunity to do the Steamboat Package.
by TheHubShow September 30, 2017
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avocado steamboat

When you go vegan for a month and have someone toss your salad while you fertilize their throat.
Going vegan isn't worth it unless you've got someone to give you an avocado steamboat
by GreenGuy69 August 10, 2017
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New England steamboat

A New England steam boat is when multiple people shit and don't flush, it continues until its full.
The plumbers came inside and New England steamboat my toilet.
by Lil_Hawk April 21, 2022
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Texas Steamboat

When you pry open the hole at the tip of the penis. Scoop the fluid out with a meth pipe and smoke it.
The wife is gonna pull a texas steamboat after dinner on Friday.
by Giggles the clown May 02, 2023
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Louisiana Steamboat

The most dangerous kiss to ever give someone. Made famous by Smosh.
"No, not the Louisiana Steamboat, no! Oh… that feels kinda good!" - Stevie
by octacle August 21, 2024
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Steamboat Jimbo

One that mounts another one's chest and squats in the manor of shitting on said chest, before preforming sexual intercourse....

The female version of this would be called Shitty Taa Taa's where man uses the shit from his chest as a personal lubricant for titty fucking the female and finishing with the female giving him a blow job.
Hey babe, "Can I get a Steamboat Jimbo?" This can only be used by someone that already knows what a Steamboat Jimbo is... If not you can refer to the definition above!!
by JAFRICIAN September 28, 2022
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