Tallahasee Steamroller

when doing a fat chick she makes a strange
horn sound and rolls over you
flattening you and ending your life

total fatality

Poor scott he was a great guy befor that
chick gave him a tallahasee steamroller.
now he's dead

by sexmonkey6969jakescottandandy April 9, 2009

steamtrolled

when someone is trolled so badly, they are steamtrolled

I just steamtrolled that dude.
Bob got steamtrolled to the point of him being extremely buttmad

by whiteboy27 August 17, 2012

Steamrolled Beefeater

A hot shot of gin.

Preferably beefeater brand, in a plastic shot cup, microwaved to 100 degrees Celsius/212 degrees Fahrenheit.

Bar patron: “do you have a microwave?”

Bartender: “Why?”

Bar patron: “I’m trying to get a steamrolled beefeater for my brother. It’s his birthday and that’s his favorite drink.”

by Robert Knockout July 20, 2021

steamroll

when a bunch of people are sleeping in a row on the floor (or laying on a trampoline) and some obnoxious guy rolls over the top of everyone, generally causing discomfort. in the right situation, one can get steamroll-kissed, which is when you have no choice but to be face-to-face with the person rolling, and inevitably kiss them.

GUY1: thinks *haha im gonna steamroll everyone*
KID1: groan..
KID2: get off..
KID3: ow!
KID4: MUAH! *steamroll kiss*

by lockIN<33 May 17, 2010

Steamroll

Steamroll is when you roll over a person back to back so that no privates touch. Usually done at parties or when one is annoyed at another person.

I am going to steamroll you!

Get ready to get steamrolled

by UnknownPineapple January 21, 2019

steamroller

A powerful public official plowing a hooker in a high-priced hotel. Especially poignant if said official has made major career advancement fighting prostitution.

Elected Official: 'I'm a fucking steamroller, whore!'

by el mustachio March 19, 2008

Steamroller

A sexual act that involves the following steps:

- An individual shits in another individuals mouth.

-The "shitee" chews up the shit, spits it out, and rolls in it.

*Sung to the tune of "Maneater" by Hall & Oates*

Oh-oh here she comes.
Watch out boy, she'll chew it up
Oh-oh here she comes
Time for a steamroller!

by Slick Dick Lick October 3, 2004