A-steak

Often used to express the absolute highest form of legitimacy concerning a certain topic or object.

A better, more meaningful way to say "legit".

Sarah: Hey, Patrick.

Patrick: I hope you choke!

Sarah: You're such an A-steak douche.

Patrick: I... I'm sorry.

by A Chang July 10, 2009

Floppy seadog

When a man has his dick inserted in a girl when is isn't hard.

Man1: Dude this morning when i woke up after the party i was giving some fat chick a floppy seadog

Man2: Ah gross.

by Worlds Best BMXer March 11, 2010

T-Steak

A nickname for someone with a name that starts with T. Rather than T-Bone, T-Steak can be used to describe someone who is very overweight. Most of the time at first this is an insult, however eventually the name sticks, and T is now T-Steak.

Thomas: Why do you guys call me T-Steak?
Jonob: Because your a fat loser!

by PETEYG223 January 22, 2021

I need some steak!

An exclamation of frustation

Damn. I lost! I need some steak!

by Calcium101 May 25, 2016

Milk Steak

Delicious meal often served with raw jelly beans.

Looks like I'll be having my milk steak to go.

by Tiptup100 October 17, 2009

Steak and Ice Cream

What you say when you masturbate at an innapropriate time.

Normally said post ejaculation.

3 guys playing Gears of war (speaking over headset)

Jack: Alex hasn't said anything for like 5 minutes
Frank: Oh shit, he's probably-
Alex: Steak and Ice Cream

by captain of lust January 2, 2009

eating steak

Performing any sexual act. Usually used when referring to handjobs or blowjobs.

While you and your girlfriend are eating steak in the movies, I will wait outside.

by Poly Coke January 11, 2008