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Su Tu Den crude oil of Vietnamese origin. An aptly named crude oil that is more toxic to desk pnl than it is in the event of an actual oil spill.

Su Tu Den has a long and established reputation for producing LORD (see separate definition) profitability for any trader who cannot resist the sirens' call.

He's done what? He's won the STD tender? That will lead to LORD activity.

by T. Machida January 16, 2011

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Smirnoff Triple Distilled

"Hey, I just got a fifth of STD. We're 'bout to get our drink on tonight."

by itsyurgirl May 8, 2010

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Stoned, Thizzin', Drunk
Commonly used in the bay area of California, to describe a feeling of intoxication from a mixture of cannabis, "ecstasy" aka "thizz", and alcohol.

"I'm so STD right now, fool."

"Dude that one beezy got me STD." (This sentence would most likely be misconstrued by the listening party.)

by Pothedd June 1, 2011

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Sketchely Transmitted Download defines a file transmitted from one computer to another through illegal downloading without proper use of protection that could result in computer viruses and/or other harmful infections

Torrent is a probable place to catch an STD, you just don't know where that file has been.

by kromer January 16, 2011

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Something To Do.

Someone To Do.

That guy was only an STD I'm with this other guy now.

by Blueeeeeeeeeeeeeee July 8, 2011

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Seyi Texting Deficiency

I think i have STD i can’t text.

by Adabekee April 10, 2022

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Other wise known as a "Sexual Transmission Diseases"

If I girl says to you before you fuck "I have an STD if thats okay with u" Run away and kill yourself

Aids are an STD you fuck wit and HIV... Im not telling all the STD's in this world

by CumSlayer March 15, 2022