Starlon is the funniest around, people usually compare him to Ryan Reynolds. He’s a shoulder you can depend on, so never be afraid to message him. He enjoys late night calls, and would put his friends before himself. He’s a person that you would regret letting go. If you ever grow feelings for a Starlon, never let those feelings go. He’s a little slow at getting the hint if you have feelings for him, so it’s better to see how it goes. He’s a great friend, and could be a great boyfriend. If you really get to know Starlon, you will soon learn that he has the softest, most genuine heart you will ever find. Someone you can truly get to know for who he is and who you can consistently confide in. He listens with an open heart and will always give you his honest opinion.
He is very handsome, although he often doesn't take notice of this, nor does it matter to him. He loves to joke around and push your buttons but his heart is always in the right place. He keeps the ones he loves closest to his heart, and never looses sight of what is truly important in life. If you know someone like Starlon, don't let them go.
He is very handsome, although he often doesn't take notice of this, nor does it matter to him. He loves to joke around and push your buttons but his heart is always in the right place. He keeps the ones he loves closest to his heart, and never looses sight of what is truly important in life. If you know someone like Starlon, don't let them go.
Girl 1: what did you do yesterday.
Girl 2: yeah I was with Starlon last night it was great.
Girl 1: then why are in a wheal chair?
Girl 2: me and Stalon had some fun.
Girl 2: yeah I was with Starlon last night it was great.
Girl 1: then why are in a wheal chair?
Girl 2: me and Stalon had some fun.
by Starlon November 22, 2021
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He is very handsome, although he often doesn't take notice of this, nor does it matter to him. He loves to joke around and push your buttons but his heart is always in the right place. He keeps the ones he loves closest to his heart, and never looses sight of what is truly important in life. If you know someone like Starlon, don't let them go.
He is very handsome, although he often doesn't take notice of this, nor does it matter to him. He loves to joke around and push your buttons but his heart is always in the right place. He keeps the ones he loves closest to his heart, and never looses sight of what is truly important in life. If you know someone like Starlon, don't let them go.
Girl 1: what did you do yesterday.
Girl 2: yeah I was with Starlon last night it was great.
Girl 1: then why are in a wheal chair?
Girl 2: me and Stalon had some fun.
Girl 2: yeah I was with Starlon last night it was great.
Girl 1: then why are in a wheal chair?
Girl 2: me and Stalon had some fun.
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Starlon is the funniest around, people usually compare him to Ryan Reynolds. He’s a shoulder you can depend on, so never be afraid to message him. He enjoys late night calls, and would put his friends before himself. He’s a person that you would regret letting go. If you ever grow feelings for a Starlon, never let those feelings go. He’s a little slow at getting the hint if you have feelings for him, so it’s better to see how it goes. He’s a great friend, and could be a great boyfriend. If you really get to know Starlon, you will soon learn that he has the softest, most genuine heart you will ever find. Someone you can truly get to know for who he is and who you can consistently confide in. He listens with an open heart and will always give you his honest opinion.
He is very handsome, although he often doesn't take notice of this, nor does it matter to him. He loves to joke around and push your buttons but his heart is always in the right place. He keeps the ones he loves closest to his heart, and never looses sight of what is truly important in life. If you know someone like Starlon, don't let them go.
He is very handsome, although he often doesn't take notice of this, nor does it matter to him. He loves to joke around and push your buttons but his heart is always in the right place. He keeps the ones he loves closest to his heart, and never looses sight of what is truly important in life. If you know someone like Starlon, don't let them go.
Girl 1: what did you do yesterday.
Girl 2: yeah I was with Starlon last night it was great.
Girl 1: then why are in a wheal chair?
Girl 2: me and Starlon had some fun.
Girl 2: yeah I was with Starlon last night it was great.
Girl 1: then why are in a wheal chair?
Girl 2: me and Starlon had some fun.
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