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stare aids

An affliction resulting from the combination of multiple advanced strains of various venereal diseases, forming a ‘super STD’; which is transmissible merely by looking at another person. According to leading virologists there is, to date, no known cure for stare aids, so the next time someone gives you a filthy look seek medical attention…FAST!
She just eye fucked me so hard I should probably get checked out for stare aids.

Some say that stare aids is the result of an experiment that went wrong involving DNA from the Stig and Chuck Norris.

Doctor, doctor, I think I have something in my eye?
Probably just stare aids you filthy whore, DON’T look at me.

What? Stare aids isn’t a real disease?
Maybe you should look at your mum again and tell me otherwise!
by PhilmyBush May 22, 2010
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Sigma Stare

An unsmiling direct stare
Capybara, Leorio, Adachi, Omni-man and more:*sigma stare* okay i pull up
by The mochi gabs 12 September 18, 2021
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The Owl Stare

When your homeboy is fucking a girl doggy-style, facing away from the door; As you walk in the door, he keeps pounding her, but his head makes a complete 180 turn to stare right into your optic sockets.
"Dude, don't go in there. I walked in on Davis fucking Martha, and I swear that bro pulled The Owl Stare on me. He saw into my soul."
by TheRealSnake October 19, 2015
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elevator stare

The look up and down (usually full of judgement)
That lady just gave me an elevator stare, like mind your own business!

That guy just totally gave my breasts an elevator stare.
by Shortyish June 10, 2021
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Death Stare

When someone looks at you directly with a gaze so intense, it feels as though they want to kill you.
"You took everything from me."
"I don't even know who you are."
She gave him a death stare and said "You will."
by yoursmaya July 22, 2023
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iying stare

a death stare once created by the ancient relic dumbshit used to scare people after they've done bad things
She was giving me the iying stare for no reason
by dumbshit101 July 10, 2020
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Coat of Stare

Putting a "Coat of Stare" on something refers to;
The time when a final decision is required and therefore, one last deep and well glazed stare is required before proceeding.
Used mainly in Boat building in Australia.
Hey Boss, Is this part ready for production?
Let me put a "Coat of Stare" on that first mate..................Yep all good!
by Higgo78 March 1, 2017
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