creeper-stache

A mustache that develops on adolescents who can't grow a full beard, giving the appearance of fuzz; which looks creepy, especially in a light colous.

"Yo, buddy, shave that creeper-stache off, you will never pick up chicks lookin' like that!"

by Stephie-poos December 17, 2006

hitler rocks the stache

line said to anyone who opposed hitler and his rockin mustache

Civilian:Yeah Hitler's stache is cool and all, but I think the Russians have better st...
Nazi:HITLER ROCKS THE STACHE (kills instantly)

by Carlb0t January 10, 2010

Hero Stache

When a man applies mascara to his Rapist Stache Then lets the mascara stay on for a few days, With the end results of a better looking Stache. A Hero Stache.

Dill: Hey man is that mascara on yo Stache?
Spencer: Yeah man.
Dill: Why?
Spencer: Just wait a day or two, And my mustache will become more magnificent than ever.
Dill: Oh, So a Hero Stache?
Spencer: Precisely.

by UrbanBoogy July 11, 2009

Cop Stache

A bad ass mustache primarily sported by old-school cops and homosexuals.

Never trust a cop without a mustache! Also known as the shakeyhead.com special. Hey dude check out my cop stache. Wow you look like a real life shakey head!

by I Have Allergies December 27, 2008

Stacee

Stacees tend to be beautiful, geeky, and eccentric girls. She is a good friend. She is hilarious and very sarcastic. She's not too flashy, not too preppy,but she doesn't throw on dirty clothes like she doesn't care. A Proud,inelligent Leo! She's a little self conscious about her body at times, but that doesn't stop her smiles. Stacee is a little bipolar at times. Stacee is a freak. She seems quiet and weird until she allows you to get to know her. She's positive and helpful, a great influence on others around her, and you know that someday, she'll be a great mother and wife.

But be careful of her temper. She doesn't lose it often, but once you cross the line, she goes off!

I love Stacee. She is a good woman. A little moody and snappy at times but a good woman nonetheless.

I was a fool to have let Stacee go!

That Stacee is crazy!!!

I need a woman like Stacee

by musiqchic December 20, 2016

paco stache

A cheesy, barely-there moustache that you would see typically on a teenage boy who is just getting facial hair.

Check out the paco stache on that guy!

by Beth November 7, 2003

pussy stache

an overabundance of pubic hair growing above or around a vagina or the stubbly regrowth in said area

Hey Tom, why don't you quit mowing the lawn and come help me shave my pussy stache?!

by steadhotbody October 11, 2005