Softbottom

An extremely hot girl, who's got a nice ass.

Damn man! Did you just see that pack of softbottoms walk by?

Damn that girl is a softbottom FO SHO, I could use that ass like a pillow.

by John Duke April 11, 2008

Softbank Hawks

A Japanese baseball team capable of beating (dominating?) a Major League team on any given day. Certainly capable of dominating every team in the Japanese League, especially Hanshin.

Example: Softbank Hawks are the best team in Japan, possibly the world.

Hanshin fan: Hey, the Hawks suck.
Hawks fan: Well, explain to me how we came back from 3-2 down to beat your team to the Championship in 2003.
Hanshin fan: ......
Hawks fan: Yeah. QED, motherfucker.

by KRHimself June 10, 2006

SoftBoy

When a man takes good care of his willy and moisturises everyday their hardboy turns into a softboy, A well loved boy.

Girl - Can I touch your hardboy lol???
Me - No, but you can touch my softboy!!!

by fdssdfdsfdsfsd January 8, 2019

softball

a game played by lesbians and only lesbians

oh hey my arm is really stiff from hitting those fly-balls in softball today can you work it for me?

by kiki12333 April 15, 2009

16in. Softball

Softball only played on the southside of chicago in which gloves are not used. A new 16in. Softball made by DeBeers must be used. with dual 1st. bases to prevent spiking, the ball is rock hard in the begining and turns into a true "softball" at the end. For which the game of taping a $100 bill to it, setting it on top of a 6in. Sch80 pipe, pounded into the ground with a half stick of tnt in said pipe after it is lit. First person to catch the ball wins the money, also will be the first person to actually catch the damn ball in history. Played just like 12in. softball with 10 players in the field.

Chicago man: Yeah i would like to go bowling , but i got a 16in. softball game in grant park tonight.
Tinley Park man: oh i play sofball too. im in a coed 12in. league with my sister.
Chicago man: I never knew you sucked cock.

by Tatty is a homo October 27, 2007

softball

Baseball for girls.

by hb November 4, 2003

softball

National game of the lesbian nation

lesbos play softball

once i screwed a lesbo, hence she become a bisoftual

by brainwash August 25, 2004