When you do something socially unacceptable because you forget that there are people around. This is anything dumb that you would only do when you're alone, except you do it in public for everyone to point and laugh at you.
Scratching your balls in public is an example of skipping the flump
Person 1: Dude, stop scratching your balls in public
Person 2: Sorry, i just skipped the flump
Person 1: Dude, stop scratching your balls in public
Person 2: Sorry, i just skipped the flump
by lonelyminnesotan April 16, 2015
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Get the Squidling mug.Skipping Breakfast: When they Kermit Sewerside
Kid1: “That kid Skipped Breakfast last week.”
Kid2: “Oh really? That’s sad.”
Kid1: “That kid Skipped Breakfast last week.”
Kid2: “Oh really? That’s sad.”
by PeenDifibulator October 23, 2019
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by Squibber23 November 21, 2019
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Just as illegal as attempting to outpizza the hut
Just as illegal as attempting to outpizza the hut
by YeetSeat February 15, 2020
Get the Skipping The Office intro mug.When a deep individual has to keep their conversations shallow in order to relate or be understood by who they’re talking to.
“Why is Jerry talking about irrelevant things?”
“Oh, He’s just skipping stones because Mary is too shallow for a real conversation”
“Oh, He’s just skipping stones because Mary is too shallow for a real conversation”
by Steve Blends February 17, 2022
Get the Skipping Stones mug.When a man has unprotected anal sex with a woman whom needs to shit thus compacting shit down his dick hole creating a squirting snake effect when he pulls out
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