squirtling

The act of setting your man's pubes on fire and squirting all over him to put it out while yelling "squirtle!"

After the act: "Now that is what I call squirtling."

by iron_ick August 22, 2016

sniggling

When a bearded man performs cunnilingus on a woman

Woman: "Sniggling with him tickles."

by Chrelg February 12, 2009

Smuggling

The act of forcing someone elses shit into your own rectum with the intent to re-shit it out. Usually done at Smuggle Parties.

Dan and Mike picked up some Road Scroat on their way to the Bayou. What the unsuspecting Scroat didn't know was he was about to enter the sick world of a good ol' fashion Smuggle Party. Once everyone was Smuggling pooo, they all gathered on the floor for a warm Smuggle Snuggle. Within moments the Scoat was covered with shit and he was reborn as Smuggly Dumpkins and was a road scroat no more.

by You know Bobby G February 18, 2009

Sliggling

(v). Silent giggling, the kind that usually accompanies getting a funny text message while in a silent classroom

Dude your text just had me sliggling all over class

by Gimmedatb April 22, 2011

smuggling a lefferts

to have a sudden erection

I am smuggling a lefferts right now.

by TheDude Withaplan February 23, 2011

Smuggling Wookies

When a woman hasn't shaved in awhile.

Oh snap! Somebody call Han Solo, that girl be smuggling wookies!

by Old Guy Slayer June 21, 2011

Smuggling onions

Having severe underarm stench, or body odor (B.O.) specifically from the underarms.

Kathleen was a dirty hippie who, even when she cleaned up for work, smelled as if she were smuggling onions in her shirt.

by A-Squared Andy July 9, 2011