The Ancient Sport of long distance goal kicking. This sport is played with 1 or more players. Players draw a line in the dirt and form equal teams, depending on the number of player, behind the line. Distances from the starting line are measured and marked, usually done by ft. using 5,10,15 & 20 as markers. The players then take turns punting an organically grown and uncooked Squash. Points are earned based on the distance at which the squash impact the ground, rolling is not calculated into the score. The games ends when the squash is damaged beyond further use. At this point scores are added up and the team with the highest average wins.
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"isn't it weird that we can relate to each other perfectly in every way?"
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When your having sex with a girl and she clenches her cheeks and she cums.Just like when you squeeze a jelly doughnut
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Squishmellow come in all shapes and sizes but big or small, cat or pineapple, there all adorable and waiting for a human to take them home.
Squishmellow come in all shapes and sizes but big or small, cat or pineapple, there all adorable and waiting for a human to take them home.
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We bought Trish a dirty squash for her party. She was soooo grossed out when he came out in a g-string!
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Dude, I had nothing against Tim, but I had to shit so bad I accidentally Louisiana Squished his toilet.
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