Squatter Settlement

When you win an argument on a toilet.

"Yeah, I had a squatter settlement with Jake about who gets to keep the rest of the whipped cream."

by LCPlayz June 3, 2017

Squatanking

Squatanking is the underground sport where bear meets man in an epic battle of champions. Simply tie your gooch / taint hair into a tight neat dreadlock and apply the weight. Now get naked in an open space and apply the youghurt. Prepare your legs a shoulder width apart and starting squatting profusely while simultaneously masturbating. For an extra bit of shits and giggles start plucking your anus hair one by one.

I had a killer squatanking session last night

by Powerful sweat session March 3, 2018

squatters republic

A republic of individuals that have the similar goal. Anonymously they stand for freedom fairness and justice. Resistance against tyranny and all forms of oppression. America is the land of our forefathers land that was fought and bleed over to protect those liberties and we SUATTERS REPUBLIC will not stand for any form of injustice. We are the people and we will not allow any government affiliates to impeede in our fight for life. We reserve the right to self preservation, and we repel force with equall amount of force given. We forge for our own food. We will not except hanouts from outside governmental influences.

During the gilded age the people of squatters republic, took up arms against the sheriffs posse.

by Sovran November 30, 2019

Skank Squatter

Someone who sleeps with a person and then won't leave the house.

"That skank squatter fucked me the other night and now i cant get her to leave."

by Scrotal Torsion July 29, 2021

Gert bear squatter

Some type of creature half bear half squatter probably dangerous . Mostly comes out when your drunk or high as fuck

Look there's a Gert bear squatter in the woods

by Shedyboyracer June 11, 2019

Face Squatter

A technique used to lure someone out of Facebook hiding. A 'Friend' starts a random conversation (on your Facebook homepage) about why you aren't ever on Facebook anymore. The conversation usually ends up attracting attention from drive by squatters who drop off their own little gems of wit and humor.

Dude, I've been off Facebook and productive for months. I have a Face Squatter that is gaining traction, but there is no way I'm going to respond.

She copped a squat on my face and now others are squatting too!

by Sceuro June 4, 2010

Squatter

One trained in the art of toilet use vs. one still in diapers.

No more diapers! My son's a squatter now!

by miamjk February 26, 2011