melon squash

When you press your tits up against a window

She didn’t just flash me, she melon squashed.

by Eastside Rabbit July 29, 2023

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squashed grape

A squashed testicle that thinks they are something special but they are just a smelly squashed testicle

That guy is a complete squashed grape

by Squiglebob May 10, 2016

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squash flopper

One who shits down his pants leg while walkin' downtown.

Here comes Mr. Squash Flopper again!

by Bitch Whistle February 23, 2011

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When your partner shoves a 48mm round squash into your vagina, as he is balllllls deep in your asshole ,causing your poor lil vagina to rip. Commenice the sassiness. Hench "Sass Squashed"... ****totally worth it****

In sassy tone, "Girl, today he totally sass squashed me! I think I might need medical attention!!! Please bulldoze the garden ASAP"!!

by Captain Long Dong Silver August 3, 2021

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squash bottle

WHEN YOU HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT AND THERE IS NOWHERE TO GO. YOU HAVE TO SQUASH IT DOWN AND BOTTLE IT UP.

MAN, I REALLY NEED TO SHIT BUT I'M MILES FROM HOME I GUESS I GOTTA SQUASH BOTTLE IT.

by Mmkdkmokker March 7, 2017

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exploding squash

When you forget to flush the toilet after taking an absolute mud monkey, and accidentally turn up the heat, making the crap explode making a huge mess.

Max: "Yo Gary, I just took an exploding squash in your bathroom"
Gary: "Why you little ass bag"

by Windle suck her nuts April 14, 2021

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