Washing Squash

The act of giving a hand job, either to ones self or to another, for pleasure.

"Where is Bobby?" "I don't know, I think he's in his bedroom washing squash."

by RogerMoore'sUncle January 6, 2017

Aquamarine Squash

Really loves a sunshine goose but no one can figure out why- the absolute worst. You won't want anyone else.

Man did you see that aquamarine squash?

Yeah! What was up with that?

Always with that sunshine goose... did you think they'd last the summer?

Ha! No way.

Me neither, guess we were jaded by hookup culture.

Gotta love an aquamarine squash!

by kj_isReal April 28, 2023

Wipe Squash

When you’re in Wisconsin and you don’t wipe your butt efficiently, it results in an epic squash on your undies.

Hey, Marke! I noticed you had a wipe squash when you walked away.

by DonPitote May 16, 2019

moon squash

Chilling at night, passing the time.

Homicidal moon tendencies

"What are you up to"

"I'm just moon squashing, you?"

by PSB2017 January 29, 2017

squash flopper

One who shits down his pants leg while walkin' downtown.

Here comes Mr. Squash Flopper again!

by Bitch Whistle February 23, 2011

sass squashed

When your partner shoves a 48mm round squash into your vagina, as he is balllllls deep in your asshole ,causing your poor lil vagina to rip. Commenice the sassiness. Hench "Sass Squashed"... ****totally worth it****

In sassy tone, "Girl, today he totally sass squashed me! I think I might need medical attention!!! Please bulldoze the garden ASAP"!!

by Captain Long Dong Silver August 3, 2021

Nigger Squash

When you get to two Black a guys and squeeze a Caucasian in the middle

Bob, Carl, Tyrise had a nigger squash on Friday!

by Sc0oBy CoOn November 8, 2018