Squirting on the Pups

The act in which one is taking a shit, but said shit comes out too fast/early and it goes all over ones ballsack.

Jb: Dude, I took a shit last night and it went all over my balls.

Adam: Dude! You were squirting on the pups!

by DonkeySchlong February 11, 2010

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squirming dersman

When a fly fisherman is eating out a girl, he reaches over to a bucket of warm water that he has prepared and pulls out a live rainbow trout. He proceeds to shove the trout up the girls vagina until she orgasms .

1. Mac gave the love of his life, aktrout girl, a squirming dersman after a long day of fishing on the river. She proceeded to immediately dump her loser boyfriend in search of a much more exhilarating experience with mac.

2. Upon becoming intimate with a friend of his for the first time, Austin gave her a squirming dersman. This immediately got them both in the mood for a long night of love making.

3. Ray was being apathetic about flyfishing, until he received a squirming dersman from a local fly fisherman.

by rainbowtrouter February 12, 2014

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Squirting Sylvester

When a woman squirts and queefs st the same time on your face

Man, I need a towel! I went down on her so hard she was squirting sylvester!

by Mystery_evilboy June 2, 2018

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Squarinous

Adjective to describe a square object

Kats face is very squarinous

by Avris February 23, 2022

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stuarting

when you do something extremely cool or awesome

"Woah bro are you stuarting? That's awesome!"

by Docktn April 11, 2022

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The Squawking Gull

A cocaine laced Marijuana cigarette commonly called a coke joint. During early transatlantic voyages, night watchmen would often smoke their marijuana cigarettes laced with cocaine to stay alert, yet when caught by the captain they would be given the lash. while receiving their punishment they would SQUAWK like a SEAGULL. Hence the term Squawking Gull.

If Billy keeps smoking "The Squawking Gull", the captain will really give him something to squawk about.!! Arrgghh!sqwuaking

by Learned Folk. July 16, 2013

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