Spumper

A object or animal or human that pumps water down their throat elegantly

They coyote is a spumper.

by Spumper bumper September 19, 2022

Spumpalicious

When something, namely food, feel good traveling or going into your throat.

That spaghetti was spumpalicious and felt great going down my throught

by Spumper bumper September 19, 2022

skumpy

when your boyfriend is a skumpy pumpy

who's Skumpy? Yiss, you are Skumpy!

by theskumpydump February 19, 2023

Squmpy

Retard

Peyton is a Squmpy

by MADog01 March 8, 2023

swumpy

an article of clothing that is comfortable, but very ugly.

"This jacket is so swumpy, I'm not sure if I should buy it."

by pompompencil August 11, 2023

Stumpy lumber jack

To wake up with morning wood late for work show up and your dick gets caught in a wood chipper.

Mike woke up with morning wood tripped and fell in a wood chipper,oh I guess you can say he called now a stumpy lumber jack. Careful working around the equipment boys don't want to stumpy lumber jack yourself.

by Pours when it rains December 12, 2023

spumpking

Similar to a blumpkin, but the blower is a chronic Zyn user and the reciever is eating an apple

Oh yeah she was caught spumpking and got sentenced for life in prison.

by heheyep March 19, 2024