sprout

that one toon from dandys world, they're most usually used by a main character person who's 9 years old and says XYZ FOR MAIN RUN NO STARTERS

shrimpo: man i love this game
sprout: YOUR SHRIMPO??? THAT SUCKS! IT ONLY HAS 3 HEARTS AND LOW STATS!!!

by Furby Hater December 3, 2024

Sprouting Ovaries

When a guy has turned so feminine in his behavior, wardrobe, etc., that he is becoming a woman.

My dad was buffing his nails with his Crazy Shine manicure pad today while talking about yesterday's Dances with the Stars episode. My God, he's sprouting ovaries!

Please note that my father is man enough to listen to the Adam Corolla podcast, where he heard the phrase.

by keguse August 28, 2012

sock sprout

When your sock's holes are too big that your leg hair sticks out. Note that the holes are NOT from the sock ripping.

Guy 1: Dude whats on your sock?
Guy 2: I think thats leg hair.
Guy 3: Hey everyone! This guy has a sock sprout!

by Blitz Ashspear June 12, 2017

alfalfa sprouts

When a woman goes down on a unshaven man mane, comes up and kisses the repugnant Y Chromosome individual, and has pubes stuck in between her teeth

AB: "Hey Don, guess what happened to me last night?!"

DB: "What dude?"

AB: "This unruly chick went down on me for 25 minutes and then I realized I didn't trim my man bush until she came up with alfalfa sprouts in her teeth...like floss...gross..."

by Katharsis September 12, 2009

Sprout

A small person that is very annoying and loud. They like to tell people that are taller than themselves to grow. They can be a jerk sometimes, and they hate to be around other short people. Sprouts are very annoying and often get in the way of your conversations with your friends.

You- Oh my gosh!! I am so tired!! I want to go home!!
Sprout- You need to shut up!!
You- You need to shut up!!
Sprout- You need to grow!!
You- I'm taller than you!!

by iminfrenchclass March 14, 2018

the sprout

Cute nickname for a penis rising up when seeing something of sexual interest, something naughty or inappropriate.

When he ran into me while showering, I saw the sprout in full bloom.
She's gonna see the sprout this evening.

by Uglybutrare March 6, 2021

Short Sprout

When someone's sprouting phase ended short causing them to be little or small.

Guy 1: Bro im going to eat you

Guy 2: Chill out short sprout

by Wood3356 March 7, 2023