crack spackle

Specks of fecal matter that coagulate in your underwear over time. Usually caused by excessive flatulence, the condition is worsened when the subject showers irregularly, causing the fecal matter to harden. This often causes soreness, underwear sticking to the butt in the area and requires peeling apart of the butt cheeks before normal defecation.

Man, I drank a ton last night and ate barbeque! I've had bad gas all day, and now the crack spackle is drying and making my butthole sore!

by dutchswiss November 22, 2006

spackling

When one is so lonely that he jerks off and leaves it to dry on his wall, forming intricate crustacions. Suitable for all latex paint.

Niko was spackling his wall with jizz

by Scott E. Irish January 2, 2006

sprankle

(v) - to bitch and moan as a way to show disagreement or dislike.

Bitch! don't sprankle around me!!

can also be used as an adjective:

she's a sprankling little bitch!

by beeeezhAAN October 15, 2005

sprankles

The common slang term for sprinkles, as in the sugary, multi-colored topping used on ice cream and frozen yogurt

Put some sprankles on that fro-yo biaaatchhhhhhhhh!!!! No not chocolate sprankles RAINBOW sprankles you slapknacky hobag!!!!!!!!

by Jessiesprankleface March 31, 2009

crack spackle

When a man unleashes his powerful cumshots onto another living organisms ass, allowing the semen to slowly slide down the cheek of the ass.

I could hear Ashley's laughter while the crack spackle made its way down her ass cheek, tickling the hairs on her butt.

by Christopher Joseph Dobbs October 22, 2003

spackle the den

To retire to the den, whereafter you immediately log on to internet porn and masturbate so profusely that you ejaculate all over the wall.

My wife was being a royal bitch last night, so I told her I would be back in a couple hours, I gotta go spackle the den.

by wally4444 July 31, 2011

Spackenkill

Area where a bunch of douchebags live and like to torment people with less power than them.

Of course they're saying bullshit about you, they're from Spackenkill.

by AnonVanH April 29, 2012