Inverse Perpendicular Spooning

When you and your partner lay together butt to butt forming a human cross.

Man look at Austin and Paul Inverse Perpendicular Spooning they are so cute together.

by Thatbackupgoalie October 8, 2017

rusty spooning

When you spoon with a REALLY old person

"During my time camping, I WAS rusty spooning my grandma"

by The original rusty spoon February 4, 2016

69 spooning

To spoon with heads at opposing ends.

"I really like having my boyfriends nasty feet against the back of my head as we are 69 spooning while sleeping (or having sex)."

by Hannawana April 23, 2007

Dance Floor Spooning

Also called spoondancing or spoongrinding. Goes beyond grinding. When a girl's ass is against a guy's crotch and instead of her shaking her ass and him either standing and enjoying it or shaking his crotch around, they move together like they are glued. The guy's crotch is pivoted upward and forward on the girl's ass so it looks like they are spooning/banging on the dance floor. Usually happens at school dances between couples. Makes everyone uncomfortable.

"Dude, Ally and Michael were dance floor spooning all night. I was like, get a room, creepers, you look like wild animals on a full moon."

"wait till she ends up pregnant"

by suckitupanddeal October 20, 2011

Human Spooning Centipede

a line of people laying chest to back (facing the same direction) with one another, making a long line of spooners.

courtney mitchells favourite thing to do is spoon like a human spooning centipede

by taraishilarious October 21, 2010

Savage Spooning

An un-expected and often dangerous incident involving an aggressive spooning, which may result in physical and psychological trauma.

Did you hear about the savage spooning that Julien got from Veronique? He hasn't been able to walk properly in a week and doesn't appear to be able to construct sentences.

by jimmybumflaps November 12, 2019

active spooning

dry humping doggy style

Tank and scooby spent the evening active spooning!

by Dr. Fast April 22, 2006