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splatoon

To shoot semen. To cum in excitement. To jizz. Etc.

Derived from the Nintendo game "Splatoon", which is actually about humanoid squid people who shoot each other with paint. Not long after the game was shown off, people quickly began using "splatoon" as a verb, as a synonym for jizz.
I just splatooned in my pants when I heard about that awesome new Nintendo game!
You just got splatooned all over.
by dsky May 10, 2015
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splatting

When you puke so hard that walls surrounding you become covered in sick.
Oh man, I drank so much last night I actually started splatting.
by donttouchmeok June 22, 2009
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splacious

That's sooo splacious
by Berk a durk April 1, 2017
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e-straction

Any type of electronic distraction that occurs while you should be paying attention to something. High risk e-stractions occur while driving, and include text mesaging, cell phone usage, and viewing DVD's.
You wouldn't have T-boned that car if it wasn't for your text mesaging e-straction.
by drooster January 31, 2007
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Natural selection

1.otherwise know as "survival of the fittest"
2.Socially, natural selection argues that the best and fittest society would be one where its' individuals look out only for themselves and would advance themselves, if possible, at the expense of others. It would even destroy others if possible. Thus barbarianism is demanded by natural selection with the destruction of the weak and the free domain of the powerful. It demands total annihilation of anything weaker than necessary and the ruling of anyone more powerful than others
3.discourages vaccines, hospitals, nursing homes, and schools for the disabled
4.encourages events like the ruthless takeover of the Native Indians of North America, and the destruction of the Jews in the Holocaust
5. Name all who kill as better
The world is full of interdependence and it makes natural selection unthinkable. How did lungs form if lungs are necessary for our lives from the start? How did we reproduce if it took millions of years for our reproduction systems to evolve? Reproduction was necessary for survival but how could natural selection create this? One sex had to exist before natural selection would bring another sex into existence. How did the first sex get there and how did reproduction take place while the other sex was forming? Or, are we to believe that they just both formed independently perfectly suited for one another?
by kh March 24, 2004
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Natural Selection

The process by which a man picks out the hottest girl in a group of girls, thereby 'selecting' her for mating and preserving her superior genes
How'd you find that hottie, Jim?

Easy, I just used good old fashion Natural Selection to zoom in on her!
by Mr. Ian Bailey December 18, 2007
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Natural-Selection

Graphical fanboy community, occaisional serious members.
"Lets go chat in Natural-Selection, Flayra is so cool!"
by Mordain January 28, 2003
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