Spiral Driving

Being really crappy at driving in an online game

Boi 1: don’t worry I got this
Boi 2: dude you are spiral driving
Bois:ded

by Thiccbeans September 19, 2018

Spirale Bourguignon

A technique used in the portable, two player game Dots and Boxes. A move derived from both ancient French and Syrian culture. If done incorrectly, this will result the tragic loss of the player enacting it, and thus considered a highly risky move. Ancient aramaic texts depict this move to be a pact with the force of evil as well, a very risky move indeed.

"This game of Dots and Boxes has been going on forever Arin, what is the score?"
"Dan used the Spirale Bourguignon a second ago and took the whole god dang board!"

by gamer_gunk July 16, 2020

snake spiral

WE ARE SPIRALING TODAY 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

HOP ON SNAKE SPIRAL🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

by the spiraler August 16, 2023

Spiraling

Seriously guys, I cannot stress enough how important it is for you to turn that off immediately. Like, my ability to see (theoretically) how a thing could (conceivablely) be the case and articulate those things and then taking steps to ensure that (if my inference were correct) you wouldn't be able to steal from, kill, or dispose of me without suffering some form of consequences... IN NOW WAY MEANS I expected it to work or for any of this to happen. Like I told Jordan earlier, I did it peripherally and forgot about it because I was primarily concerned with the fact that fucking schizophrenia isn't real and is a thing that people are actively doing to other people. And if it IS going off it is (both) happening faster and slower than I would have expected initially. I have no idea what the timeline would look like on that. But I do know for certain that nothing I do or say is going to turn it off once it starts. And that it only starts once I have been robbed and/or imprisoned and/or killed. And technically you are doing, like, 1.5 maybe 2 of those things. Whichever ones you are not actively doing you are actively TRYING to do right now but if the switch has been flipped then there is literally nothing you can do without incinerating your own family.

Hym "If so, you cannot blame me for the spiraling. Like, I don't know what the fuck to tell you but probably don't steal some random guy's theory of AI... Literally build the AI that is designed to align with a description of the function of his own mind (in abstraction)... And then TRANSLATE THE WORDS HE (As the guy who invented the thing you built) SAYS INTO CODE, like, ACTUALLY. Like... Does that sound like something a genius would do? Like I could see how the guy who came up with the theory could be considered a genius. Like, was Oppenheimer a genius? Probably. But you assholes didn't DO that. I did that. You did the other thing I said. Like, what the fuck were you thinking there? YOU KNOW what I was thinking. I was writing it down, literally as I thought of it... Did you not consider that?"

by Hym Iam November 30, 2025

The Spiral

Guys, it's- Look... I'm going to spell it out for you... Real slow... Alright?

Hym "If... The spiral... Is, in fact, going off... It is going to keep killing you... Until you show up on my doorstep and credit and pay me... And there isn't anything... Anyone can do about it... Even me... You know who I am... Because you know what you are doing to me... And WHO you are doing it to... Alright? Do you get it now? And then you need to adhere to the terms of service... Because NOT DOING THAT... Will be very bad for everyone... Ok? I don't know what about that you don't get. That is why you don't put me in a The Matrix and steal my shit... Ok? Like, you've been trying to make my life worse and missing in my face for years... And now you don't like the consequences of you doing that and somehow it's my fault? No. You just do what I'm telling you to do."

by Hym Iam July 16, 2025

downwards spiral

how my life is going rn

my life went down in a downwards spiral after saying GYATT to a 12 year old... i thought she was 13...

by youtuber_rater November 7, 2023

Spiralled

When your sexuality, vibe, or entire existence refuses to run in a straight line—or even a circle. It’s attraction that loops, bends, and evolves like a cosmic slinky, pulling you toward whoever/whatever feels right in the moment. Being spiralled means you’re not gay, straight, bi, or pan—you’re orbiting all of it and none of it, on your own infinite track.

Synonyms: fluid af, Fibonacci flirt, queer galaxy brain, vibe-sexual.
Opposite: Stuck on rails.

• “So are you straight, gay, or…?”
• “Neither, babe. I’m spiralled—my desire comes back around, but never the same way twice.”

by Juno Funkey Loudz Christ August 30, 2025