Spitzerfiable

Adjective; A way of describing anything that you would be willing to pay $4100 to do. Derived from former NY Gov. Eliot Spitzer's expensive hour with a hooker.

Guy 1:"Yo look at that bittie right there. She's pretty smokin. Think she's Spitzerfiable?"
Guy 2: "Fuck no! She looks like a dude! No way I'd throw down 4 grand for her sloppy ass."

by bigtones March 13, 2008

Spedz

Retards who have bad temper issues and go off at the smallest of things.

"What ever you do, don't touch their shirts, they are spedz after all"

by KrazyAl February 19, 2008

Spetznastico

Greatest luchador of all times. He combines wrestling moves with the ancient russian self defense art of Systema to bring his oponents to submission.

Person 1: Why you run like little bitch?
Person 2: Don't make me go Spetznastico on your ass!!

by Pedro Orta November 26, 2007

Speezot

your house, or place you are currently occupying, or just a place

Word is on the streets yo beats gon be delicate since dre done shook the SPEEZOT main

by Bleezy Bone February 14, 2009

Speztic

A word used to describe an admin, moderator or owner of, usually, an online forum (Though, not limited to video game servers or other forms of P2P communication) who is addicted to banning, or editing the words, of specific users on said forum. Basically, a trigger happy admin.

"God, Steve Huffman is such a fucking speztic!"
"You're so speztic with moderation of the forum"

by Shadilay7777777 January 15, 2017

spez

A bowel movement, generally of the greasy kind.

"I got really drunk last night and took a nasty spez when I woke up."

by mynomduplume June 20, 2023

Parker and Spitzer

Euphemism for a fairly common sex act. This iteration can ONLY be performed by a notorious whoremonger, spraying all over an aged sorority house-mother.

The difficulty is becoming a notorious whoremonger.

It's an almost impossible status to achieve, given current mores and manners but still doable!

Raddled, aged sorority sisters are a dime a dozen though.

That's what state schools are for!

Maybe Spitzer and his ho, or Kathleen Parker and a Foxnews babe to be named later, but Parker and Spitzer sounds like a euphemism for an oral sex act. Sorry, no.

by Deety September 8, 2010