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Queer Spear 

The act of ramming a queer in the chest with your head, preferably with a helmet. Simply called the Queer Spear.
Hey! Look of there! Lets get Dave D and Queer Spear him!
Queer Spear by jaybrodog August 6, 2009

The Trident, Spear of Brosiden 

Duct-taping 3 Bro's Penises together and having all three charge at one orifice while singing "Under the Sea" from the popular Disney film The Little Mermaid because "Everythings better down where it's wetter."
Joey: We gave that Bitch The Trident, Spear of Brosiden. Bitches Love the Trident, Spear of Brosiden.

Devon: Everything's Better Down Where It's Wetter!

stilton spear 

a penis with a fungal infection that smells bad
The unrelenting orgasms from his stilton sword hammering my clunge pool made me come so hard, I began sweating like a gypsy near an unlocked shipping container. I can't wait to chow down on the man fat from his tallywacker. My gaping clam cavern was trembling like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. The slamming makes me spit my minge monsoon all over his stilton sword. When he removed his pink tractor beam from my turd-herder, he was pleasantly surprised to see a Mr. Hanky staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on the corn-eyed butt snake off his stilton spear.
stilton spear by amber blak January 14, 2013

arctic spear 

The sexual act characterized by the jumping of the male off of a cabinet or similar piece of furniture and attempting to "spear" the female with his penis in whatever hole he can; highly advised not to miss, or you'll break your dick off
Baby I'm feeling adventurous, like an explorer. Can we try the arctic spear tonight?
arctic spear by Speedskater January 26, 2014

clit spear 

The offensive attack to counter measure a cock block.
Bro, she just clit speared straight through that cock block. She was not going to let Joe get in her way.
clit spear by asenda July 18, 2016

clit spear 

The offensive counter attack to the defenive move known as a cock block (or twat block)
Bro: Whoa, she just clit speared straight through your cock block bro. She must be really in to me!
clit spear by asenda July 6, 2016