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Spastic

Dizz

Yup I look at the moon sometimes

Has viper been talking about me
“Wow look at dizz , she’s still trying to put the words together correctly, what a spastic.”
“Is dizz really that dumb, how hasn’t she got child services to take her darling ANDREW away yet”
by Sxmmy26 September 7, 2021
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Spastic fish

When a male has a strap on attached to his ass, with a girl in front of him and behind him so when he thrusts back and forth both girls are satisfied
I can’t wait tell we get home maybe anna with spastic fish with us
by Monkeytickler2334 February 21, 2021
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Spastic

Will is a spastic who would kill to date Emily
Luke: oh here comes the spastic

Peter: he’s our friend!
by Unknown000888 October 25, 2019
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Spastic gorilla

A secondary, more pristine definition for a fucking retard
Oh look at that spastic gorilla, so autistic *sips tea*
by The professional definers June 11, 2025
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Spastic

Paisley Robson is a spastic
by CompleteMelt May 29, 2020
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Spastic shit cunt

by Alan Batros November 17, 2023
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Drastic-Spastic-Mastic

Pretty self explanatory. The butthole town of Long Island. The “ghettoist” town there is. Once a beautiful sea-side town, now full of clowns, drug addicts, drug dealers, wannabe “thugs” and all “white trash” town. Has it’s own IG @Only_in_Mastic where you can see videos of the “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic” shannanigans. Where chaos is captured everyday! Including “Bully Joel” the bull who ran through Mastic last month because he went “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic” This town includes the reservation aka: “The Rez” where you can score cheap cigarettes and gas amongst anything else you desire but watch out for the drive-by shootings.
Don’t forget to wear your Kevlar we are taking a ride through “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic” where literally ANYTHING can happen! Watch your step the walkways are littered with used “pins” aka: needles 💉 Don’t stay too long or else you’ll turn “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic”
by Bomb-Shelly August 4, 2021
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