spongebob blowjob

when you're getting a bj and you look down all you see is her head BOBbin' and her bikini bottom.... aw yeah!

That chick last night she was on me like a tiger, next thing you know I'm getting a good old fashioned spongebob blowjob!

by Bobby Dichter September 1, 2009

spongebob squarepants

The reason your child has ADHD (Attention Defecit Hyperactivity Disorder).

Parent: "Timmy, what would you like to watch?"
ADHD-stricken child: "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ... No, let's go ride bikes! ... Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!"

by Percy Jones June 25, 2007

Spongeboob Squaredick

An insult that would be said to someone to hurt their feelings and scar them for life. Has no definite meaning, but is mostly used to refer someone as a boob and a dick at the same time.

Who needs Spongebob Squarepants when you have Spongeboob Squaredick?

by Brian Kim lol January 4, 2007

SpongeBob

A sea sponge with an ass.

Spongebob SquareTesticles

by sTeVaChU_dA_pIkAcHu August 20, 2019

Spongebob Queerpants

Common misspelling of Spongebob Squarepants.

I love watching Spongebob Queerpants.

by Submoose April 29, 2008

Spongebob

An easily offended person

Friend 1: Dude, you suck!
Friend 2: I DO NOT SUCK!! *cries*
Friend 1: Geez, your such a spongebob!

by UnluckyIrishChick September 22, 2011

spongebobz

(noun)(plural) People in real life, that have Square Pants. (i.e. whitegirls et al.)

Guy 1: That chick over there is fiyah, I think I'm gonna holla.
Guy 2: Hell naw, dawg. Check out that backdoe. That's all you, cuz I don't mess with spongebobz.

by Draper May 28, 2004