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Crimping software

Basically a silly name for Ethernet crimpers that came about when two very tired friends needed to crimp some cat5e cable. The one friend wanted to ask for the Ethernet crimpers, when instead he said "hand me the crimping software" the two friends still laugh and joke to this day about this experience.
Hey man i got some cat5 here can you pass me the crimping software?
by softCrimp March 4, 2022
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Software 2.0

Software 2.0 is software based artificial intelligence and defined by weights in a large language model.

Andrej Karpathy, a prominent Al researcher and former senior director of Al at Tesla, coined the term
"Software 2.0"

Software 2.0 refers to a new paradigm in software development where traditional programming is replaced by machine learning models. Instead of writing explicit code, developers create and train neural networks that learn from data to perform tasks. This approach allows software to solve complex problems like image recognition, natural language processing, and more, by learning from examples rather than following predefined rules.
Most of the large language models we use aren’t compiled code. They are all software 2.0. The software that full self drives my Tesla is software 2.0.
by Trentism January 11, 2025
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Software engineers

Uh-oh guys! He's not good enough at life... Guess I gotta control him forever 🤷 ♂️ Aaawww SHUCKS!
Hym "Riiiiiight.... Well ALWAYS need software engineers 😉😉 Right? Cus if the AI can code then they are out of a job because, like... They've been rendered obsolete. Sure. I get it. Yeah, I'll play along. Totally. Yep. We definitely need software engineers! ALWAYS!"
by Hym Iam July 25, 2025
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pulling a pirate software

The acting on stream of looking up the solution to a puzzle in a video game and then pretending you solved it yourself
Man, DSP totally was pulling a pirate software in that color puzzle in tormented souls 2 yesterday
by Gooncaveman November 2, 2025
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Dark Magician Software

code that is completely open sourced but is extremely complex and provides no documentation, making it incredibly hard for people to understand how it works and borderline impossible to improve or add further functionality to it
Engineer 1: "Hey, did you check that new pull request I put up?"
Engineer 2: "I didn't because I don't look at your repo. I can't understand half of that at a glance."
Engineer 1: "At a glance? You kids and your 'comments'... can't you just read the code?"
Enginner 2: "Yeah, like I'd spend two full nights reading your fucking dark magician software. I hope you get fired."
by shodanTLTWB November 17, 2025
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Boss Software

A software company providing websites and other commercial based applications to clients at outstanding prices!
Mark: "We should really get a website for our business!"
Lisa: "Yeah, I'll call Boss Software in the morning."
Mark: "Good idea, they are affordable and efficient!"
by gripnrip June 27, 2023
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gearbox software

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