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Soccer Puppy

A Soccer Puppy is a member or supporter of the Fort William Football club in Scotland, based out of Fort William in Lochaber, Scotland.

The name derives from their performance in the 2017-2018 season, when they finished with -7 points. A consequence of an SPFL penalty when Fort William FC fielded an ineligible player for 3 games (losing 3 points per game). That ineligible player was in fact a golden retriever, who was given a custom jersey, and added to the roster under the pseudonym, Buddaigh MacDug.

From his tenacious performance, and the subsequent shame of having the worst single season record of any football team - ever - the team was given the moniker "The Soccer Puppies" by the Scottish Football community.
Did you see the rumour that James Forrest has signed on to be a Soccer Puppy next season?

Naw mate, that's a chocolate lab, you dumb cunt.
by Woodlandscaley August 25, 2020
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Soccer Puppies

The Soccer Puppies is a nickname for the Fort William Football club in Scotland, based out of Fort William in Lochaber, Scotland, as well as their ultras.

The name derives from their performance in the 2017-2018 season, when they finished with -7 points. A consequence of an SPFL penalty when Fort William FC fielded an ineligible player for 3 games (losing 3 points per game). That ineligible player was in fact a golden retriever, who was given a custom jersey, and added to the roster under the pseudonym, Buddaigh MacDug.

From his tenacious performance, and the subsequent shame of having the worst single season record of any football team - ever - the team was given the moniker "The Soccer Puppies" by the Scottish Football community.
Steer clear of Lochaber this week, the Soccer Puppies' ultras are gonna stomp any Bhoys that set forth North of Ballachulish.
by Woodlandscaley August 25, 2020
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