soap and water 

Term used to discribe a woman who is sexy in clean way. Classical beauty. Black dress and pearls with very little make up and not douced in the perfume-of-the-week at Limited Too.

"Im getting a soap and water feeling from that girl, over there."
Al Pachino - Sent of a Woman

soap and water by Joey the Boy July 11, 2006

soap dick

When you're in the shower and you don't have any lotion to beat off with and you just have to resort to soap. Also, it stings the pee hole on occasion.

"I was in the shower and lotion was no where to be found, so i had to resort to becoming a soap dick for that day, beatin the meat with some lever 2000."

soap dick by Kyle Sobkowicz December 18, 2007

soap opera

(n) 1. Real people pretending to be fake people with made-up problems being watched by real people to forget their real problems. 2. Fuck em and get your own life

Dude, get off your soap opera-watching ass and get a life.

soap opera by snakemanjames August 20, 2009

soap ass 

The act of inserting a bar of soap up one's own ass when additional cleansing is necessary.

Jay: I just took a shower, better not use that bar of soap for a while.
Zach: Why not?
Jay: I had some nasty diarrhea earlier so I had to soap ass.

soap ass by J G F January 5, 2009

soap cum 

the sticky residue that accrues on your soap when it has been left sitting in water overnight.

Awww man! I left the soap in the shower last night and now it's covered in soap cum!

soap cum by Geoff Conklin January 11, 2009

soap cobra 

When someone uses your bar of soap in the shower and leaves a pubic hair on it. Usually coiled up with one end raised up looking like a coiled cobra ready to strike.

hey honey next time you use my soap could you wash off all the soap cobras! Its fuckin gross

soap cobra by freak-o13 September 30, 2009

soap on a rope 

An item prisoners use when showering so that the soap cannot be dropped and then the person becoming subject to harsh anal sex

I have never dropped my soap on a roap.

soap on a rope by reddsoxy October 31, 2003