Soap opera

an incredibly boring daytime TV show which women like watching.

Joe: My mom watches soap operas during the day.

Mike: Maybe she's got nothing better to do and maybe she's really bored.

by funny fellas January 15, 2014

soap and water

Term used to discribe a woman who is sexy in clean way. Classical beauty. Black dress and pearls with very little make up and not douced in the perfume-of-the-week at Limited Too.

"Im getting a soap and water feeling from that girl, over there."
Al Pachino - Sent of a Woman

by Joey the Boy July 11, 2006

soap dick

When you're in the shower and you don't have any lotion to beat off with and you just have to resort to soap. Also, it stings the pee hole on occasion.

"I was in the shower and lotion was no where to be found, so i had to resort to becoming a soap dick for that day, beatin the meat with some lever 2000."

by Kyle Sobkowicz December 18, 2007

mammal soap

Soap that is covered in body hair and pubes. Usually found at your uncle's house.

Jim: "Dude, you stink. Haven't you washed?"
Jonh: "No. I'm staying with my uncle and I didn't want to touch his mammal soap."

by Franky G. December 11, 2005

no soap...radio

punchline to a joke with No point. The joke is on you if you laugh. circa 1960

Two kangaroos are in the bathtub.
One kangaroo says, "Pass the soap."
The other kangaroo says, "No soap...radio!"

by smokeyX September 30, 2005

shave the soap

The action of removing any body hair that may have become attached to a bar of soap while you're in the shower.

It is a common courtesy for the person who will be using the soap after you, especially if your short and curlies are stuck on.

"Who forgot to shave the soap!? It looks like Sasquatch was using this thing!"

by CaptainJonus July 28, 2006

Dropping the Soap

The BIG reason noone wants to go to jail.

Freaky Big hick guy 1: You sure do have a purty mouth...

by K~ August 10, 2003