Smoking That Gas

Smoking marijuana (weed)

Guy 1: Bro I'm so high I've been smoking that gas
Guy 2: Wtf is that
Guy 1: I've been smoking weed

by Onnie.Wavy June 13, 2016

smoking the crust

Performing oral stimulation on an elderly woman's vagina.

Cody was busy smoking the crust of this cougar last night.

by Cougar Poacher October 20, 2010

Woll Smothing

The act of being sucessful\making more money than most small countries while putting on a Woll Smoth face. In actual fact, doing anything while pulling a Woll Smoth face will suffice.

*Drunken off chops bum looks at upper class citizen walking down the street

"Are you Woll Smothing me?!?!!?!"

by littlefireyone February 28, 2013

pole smoking

cock sucking

Dude, that guys a pole smoking faggot.

by kirby April 21, 2004

smoking

Could be one of the worst ways to die, if not the worst. Smoking slowly kills your brain cells, rots your teeth, toughens your skin, wrinkles your face, messes your hair, ruins your esophagus, and gives your only brother stomach cramps that he doesn't realize are probably from smoking. Smoking causes plenty of cancer in the lungs, lips, gums, tongue, and pretty much everywhere else. It is probably the most unhealthy (legal) habit ever, and causes the death of somebody every ten seconds. Seriously, don't do it.

Emphysema (A pathological condition of the lungs marked by an abnormal increase in the size of the air spaces, resulting in labored breathing and an increased susceptibility to infection. It can be caused by irreversible expansion of the alveoli or by the destruction of alveolar walls), one of many illnesses that can be caused by smoking, has killed millions of people. Please don't let it kill my brother.

by Love Apple September 22, 2005

smoking oklahoma

When you jerk off while smoking a black and mild and when you jizz, you use the stream to put out the cigar. A little burn here and there means you're doing something right... Mmm did i smell bacon??

Man, I pulled a smoking oklahoma earlier, and now i can't get this damn cigar lit again!

by Mr_StealYoGirl October 9, 2015

Smoking rape

A term used to describe an older guy who is constantly talking about much younger girls that it's just as bad as smoking crack

guy 1: dude, check out that chick over there
Guy 2: she's at least 12 bro!
Guy 1: but that ass though...
Guy 2: dude, can you stop smoking rape

by Drosie June 30, 2016