by Anonymous March 14, 2003
Get the goober smoocher mug.I know that she's not the best looking girl but I really need a wing man. The worst that can happen is that you'll get your bone smooched.
by iam2eeyore November 20, 2009
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Many teenagers try schizophrenic smooching because they don't want to disgrace themselves at their first kiss.
by Pacmaniac June 24, 2011
Get the Schizophrenic smooching mug.(phrase) - similar to the male "suck my dick", smooch my cooch is slang for no way or fuck you. Also, it can be both a response to a command/request or a useful comeback.
1.) Wow, Kait said that about me? She can smooch my cooch!
2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.
2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.
by KTD 4L September 7, 2008
Get the smooch my cooch mug.a Dick Licker or DilDoe Sucker like that Italian guy from Maine. Especially enjoys interspecies fellatio, and particularly likes donkey dicks, camel cocks, porcupine pricks, wallaby wangs, monkey members, and dog dongs of any breed. Hates cats.
Hey, did you see that pickle-smoocher, David Dil Doe's youtube video where he sucked off a seal in Scarborough?
by Davey Dil Doe December 26, 2011
Get the Pickle-Smoocher mug.Joel : Phew!! Ol Aunt Tammy gave me a smooch hobber in the car.....now she has tonsilitis.
Ty: No way!! Man, smooch hobbering use to be classy when I was doing it back in the day.
Ty: No way!! Man, smooch hobbering use to be classy when I was doing it back in the day.
by Yoshinene June 25, 2009
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