smoked

To be extremly unatractive

"why don't you ask her out"
"nah she's Smoked"

by A2Ln October 7, 2009

smoked

Synonym of "owned" or "nigged" often used by a certain Dartmouth douche (also a member of Team Eye Candy), traditionally said in a high voice, leading observers to question said douche's supposed heterosexuality.

Oasis Fanatic: Who sings this song (Bittersweet Symphony)?
Douche: Umm...are you serious? OASIS! OHHHHH! SMOKED!
Bystander: No, you cunt, it's The Verve.
Douche: Oh.
Oasis Fanatic: You can go ahead and sit down cunt.

by Your Favourite Worst Nightmare January 11, 2008

Smoke

one who pwns
the act of pwning
smoke-d: one who is pwn3d
(see also: Ian Alexander: one who is pwn3d)

see also: drunk Mike (pwnmaster)

When playing Halo Ian and Johan often get smoked.

by Mike Bowden March 29, 2004

on smoke

Simply saying one is acting like they have been using something that puts off smoke that will intoxicate them.

Whoa...look at that stupid fuck, he must be on smoke.

You crazy? Are you on smoke?

by Justin Sanchez September 9, 2004

No Smoke

To impulsively do anything giving no fucks.

I just spent 600$ on brawl stars trying to get the bird nigga. No smoke.

by Uncle.playboi January 21, 2019

smoked

To hit or throw something really fast.

Dude ! that ball was smoked

by hamghetti... September 25, 2006

Smoked

Beating the crap out of somebody, and then ripping your shirt and yelling "AAAAHHHHHHH"

The other day I got so mad at Bryan, that I smoked him!

Amy hated Amanda, so she smoked her by roundhouse kicking her repeatedly and then she preceeded to rip open her shirt wih brute force!

by Herbally Enhanced February 4, 2010