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Smitty

" Girl, them boys was smitty when we was walkin down the street"

"My mama is so smitty over her new boyfriend"
by band_geek May 5, 2009
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Smitty Talk

A form of language using only adjectives and nouns which makes no sense but has meaning i.e. to speak shitty smitty.
Smitty Talk "Rock, Dark Outside, Taco bell, Jacks mad." Translated to English- Please turn down the music.
by Merf6691 January 20, 2011
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Smitty

Smitty is a retard from melbourne that owns a 13 second Taxi, he is convinced that when you subtract your RT from your drag time it will equal what you ran.
"Hey Cate did you see smitty run a 9 the other day?" -Jim "smitty only ran a 9 cause he subtracted his RT again"
by CATEofBABF June 8, 2015
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smittysmile

When you're drunk and say something fucked up about someone and find out they standing right behind and you just give them a smile like "what nigga".
Me: yo fuck that dude he ain't shit
That dude: oh fuck me right
Then you just look at them with a big fuckin grin ....bam Smittysmile
by ItsSmittyNigga March 21, 2016
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Smitty Pace

When a vehicle is going unreasonably slower than the speed limit and is holding up the flow of traffic
That car is going Smitty Pace for gods sake
by PortageeIron July 21, 2016
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Smithybooooooy

Someone who gets all the ladies no matter where he goes. Typically very good looking and when it comes to video games, he clutches almost all the time. When it comes to a night out, you can always count on this legend to wing man you.
Lad 1 " I heard smithybooooooy, the man the myth, the legend got lucky last night...LEGEND."
Lad 2 "Even though it was my twin sister, I canny mind to be honest."
by Smithybooooooy May 11, 2016
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Smithy Sanchez

You may have heard of a dirty sanchez but this is much more filthy. It's when you find out a player isn't playing in a forthcoming fantasy gameweek and you transfer them out for someone who is. Despicable behaviour
Smithy: "Phew, just transferred out an overpriced underperforming midfielder because he's not in the starting XI tonight"

Everyone: "Wait, what, have you just pulled a Smithy Sanchez?"

Smithy: *feels guilt for the rest of time*

Cecil: "Push the lion button"
by MarkNortherns June 2, 2018
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