Turtle Smasher

A term used for getting gnar or fucking shit up.

Did you see him shit on the counter? That was so Turtle Smasher!

by Titty Kitty November 29, 2012

HOMEY SMASHER

SOMEONE WHO HOOKS UP WITH ONE OF YOUR CLOSE FRIENDS WITH NO STRINGS ATTACHED.

MAN, SHE IS A HOMEY SMASHER!

KIM SMASHED A HOMEY!

by NON SMASHER September 22, 2010

dik fuk the dong smasher

awesome fucking person

aaahh look out dik fuk the dong smasher is here

by wejnation July 26, 2017

chode smasher

A chode smasher is when somebody throws a base-ball bat into your chode. This causes immense pain and makes you cry instantly or your chode burst releasing a lot of cum and blood.

Boy1: Yesterday i threw a base-ball bat into that guys chode.
Boy2: holy shit! you chode smasher!! what happened?
Boy1: his chode burst and he cried.

by theguidencetolife. June 3, 2010

Smasher Ace Aim

Smasher Ace Aim is a highly reliable aim that allows you to win against almost every other aim out there.

Don't worry, I got that Smasher Ace Aim so I don't need to use a keyboard and mouse to play video games.

by Him Who They Wanna Be April 1, 2023

gorilla smasher

When you have a woman gripped up from behind with one hand and you reach back, shit in the other and smashed her in the face.

Yo last night Dante gave that bitch from the club the Gorilla Smasher.

by Eat My Cherios December 24, 2015

Monkey Smasher

Having consentual sexual relations with a female.

'That guy is a good monkey smasher, he smashed my monkey real good!"

by Tkolee September 6, 2010