slapped by Jesus

An expreesion, which describes a state of a person or a thing, who got beaten so hard, that is out of order or temporary paralyzed/dysfunctioning.

- "Damn it, my computer has ceased to work suddenly".
- "It was probaby slapped by Jesus".

by phlegmat March 25, 2005

slapped

when you beat someone so bad that you dont know how else to say it. when you beat someone that has an advantage over you.

ex1. Wow kid 1v1 on your host get slapped.

ex2. We slapped them with ease.

by hasselhoffman February 26, 2009

snapped the string

When you take too much LSD. Way too much. You fly so hard that you trip for the rest of your life. Theres no come down and no cure. You make your self permanently schizophrenic.

This is what happened to Syd Barret.

"Terry had a whole sheet of LSD in his pocket when he ran through those sprinklers. He snapped the string and has never been the same since.

by -where we came in? August 3, 2007

Bitch Slapped

A man is Bitch Slapped if he is completelly dominated by his woman. Also known as Pussy Whipped.

Grow some balls mate, you're totally Bitch Slapped!

by Rikstir January 3, 2013

snapped banjo

snapped banjo is a mans snapped boner.

Oh look, Jhonny has a snapped banjo

by Aryan Yasin from boro is mint July 17, 2017

Pop-tart Slapped

When one is slapped with a pop tart for being caught looking, when they should not be.

Fred was walking down the street when Alice saw him checking her out, she reached in her purse and pulled out her emergency pop tart and Pop-tart Slapped him across the face. She then proceeded to eat the delicious strawberry pop tart.

by spangar July 14, 2011

sapped

Under the influence of a drug called "Salvia Dinivorum".
When one is tripping on Salvia.

He is really sapped right now from smoking that shit.

by Christopher T. Sawyer II January 24, 2005