Sloop

The mixture of semen and 💩 poop.

You will be introduced to sloop during a felching. Randy and Billy dedicated their whole morning making sloop for the fall felching festival.

by A-Pdiddy™ February 5, 2019

Poof Sloop

Any boat piloted by a homosexual. Particularly when they meet in large groups of boats for the annual "Fagatta."

There goes another poof sloop. Hope they have a gay old time!

by wifflebird April 23, 2008

Uber Sloop

A finely crafted sail boat with the properties of AWESOME.

Unlike its more boring predecessor, the simple Sloop, the Uber Sloop is designed for total Awesome.

It's uses are:

Sailing in Uber water, where normal Sloops dare not sail.

Maintains awesome at all times.

Inspires awesome.

Can be used to fire Awesome Lazer.

All who board are considered Awesome for the remnants of all time.
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Only the Best receive a Uber Sloop, acquired only through God.

Or selling your soul to satan (purposely spelled without a capital S), which i don't recommend.

It's that Good.

I among few, have received a Uber Sloop.

God has bestowed upon thee, THY UBER SLOOP.

by Ages August 6, 2008

scoomp

A sound effect or noise made when describing an especially tricky or sly action.

(While watching a team's runningback juke 4 players): "Ohhhhh!!! Scoomp Scoomp Scoomp Scoooomp!!!!"

by Pat S. April 9, 2007

sloopy pirate

A sloopy pirate is when you're getting head from a girl and then you cum in her eye so she can't see.

-Dude what happened to Suzie?
-I gave her the sloopy pirate.
-Nice!!

by Big Ern 3 September 7, 2007

sloop

The disgusting sound that you make with your mouth when you're eating anything from the raw bar at a seafood restaurant, especially clams and oysters. A combination of a vacuuming, slurping, and crunching sound.

To really get at all the meat in an oyster, you have to give it a good sloop.

by pentozali January 9, 2008

Sloop

the odd facial retardation that varies in severity amongst approximately 25% of the gay male population.

"wow, jared is so homosexual"

"how do you know?"

"did you notice his sloop face?"

by mikedipi January 14, 2009