slimy chocolate milkshake

When a guy shits and cums all over a girls stomach and then slowly rubs it around.

"He couldn't wait to use the bathroom so he gave his girlfriend a slimy chocolate milkshake."

by dxmkwelmdcl;xm,dwl;sc,mxlmwdcolmxdwmscfd April 25, 2008

slimy fish slap

when you finish having sex and you take the condom off, run upstairs and slap your brother in the face with it while he's sleeping.

Brother: last night.. i think something hit me in the face while i was sleeping, but i dont know i didn't wake up.
You: did it feel like a slimy fish slap?
Brother: Yeah, i think so!

by pabloo richardson February 1, 2009

slimy konvishka

can be anything but particularly un wanted food or marking around the lip, can also be a terminal std that can be contracted by the inhalation of goat cum after wild sex with a cat.

there's some slimy konvishka on your lip.

by quino September 26, 2006

Slimy Grease Cunt

Prostitute that uses mayonnaise as a lubricant

Who is the Slimy Grease Cunt that gave my ex my fucking number?

by BongoBird June 25, 2019

slimy ass nigga

a slimy ass nigga is someone who gets around other folks and acts weird and somebody who does shit to impress people and someone who gets a gf/bf and starts acting weird

slimy ass nigga : manee y’all kno y/n she do this and that

you: maneee you a slimy ass nigga 😂

by funnyhoe24 March 18, 2022

slimy fat anal

a slimy fat anal occurs when a womans vagina and/or bunghole becomes engulfed by a large brick that then becomes slimy when attempted to be removed with i can't believe its not butter..

and the three little pigs cried "slimy fat anal!!!" alllll the way home..

by Stachel >> April 19, 2005

Slimy Kitten Whisker

A pussy covered in jizz.

Stew said,"I tried to pull out near the end, but I didn't do it fast enough and i gave her slimy kitten whiskers"

by Phillip "Jizzard" Smith February 19, 2011